ext_245316 ([identity profile] hyourinmaru.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] kaiserkuchen 2008-02-26 05:51 pm (UTC)

AHOHOHO, WHY DUN U DZCRIBE 2 MEEEE???

OH HAY, OUR IDEA OF GOOD DURIAN IS COMPATIBLE! MUST BE EATING SOME WHEN I GO BACK TO THAILAND THIS SUMMER <333

That was the toned down version. Y'see, the BLACK soi dog is actually an alien pirate in disguise, and your neighbor's dog is actually TWO BLACK dogs, except that one of them is temporarily invisible and the one that looks BLACK is actually really WHITE, with maybe some black spots! They are, if you're interested, descendants of the Chinese panda and are a result of inter-breeding that has been taking place for generations. Your dog is just a plain ol' normal dog. Also, your other neighbor has a BLACK dog that I neglected to mention because it's going through a hermit-y phase and doesn't make an appearance on the road. :D

Why do I get this feeling that you'll be calling it that sometimes regardless of what name is given to it? 8D

And that cute naming process was actually a bunch of BS I made up after my friend expressed her skepticism over the name. OH YES, IB, YOU HAVE PREPARED ME WELL FOR LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD! A+++++! ... I do not think I want to see that picture |:

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