I AM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW

[kaiserkuchen]

Sabrina is learning! I was treated to this ~*lovely*~ note in front of my door this morning:
Hi,
Vielleicht schaffst du es auch Verantwortung zu übernehmen und mal 'vor der eigenen Tür zu kehren' (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) und den Boden zu wischen im Vorraum und im Bad.
Danke, Sabrina.
(Basically in English: Hi, maybe you'll also manage to assume responsibility and 'clean up your own messes', specifically wiping down the common area and the bathroom floors. Thanks, Sabrina).
OH SNAAAAAAP. Ahahaha, oh my fucking god. I mean, I must give it to her, that note is good. The way she throws the word responsibility I used in my other note right back in my face? The thinly-veiled disdain in those oh so polite sentences? Nice move, nice move. I honestly felt bad for a few minutes, before I realized that, wait, she is basically trying to give me shit for letting the dust settle. And the fact that the stuff to 'sweep' up is apparently my job, even if it SOMEHOW always magically is way more than could just feasibly be from the common areas and SOMEONE seems to be allergic to the thought of actually using a vacuum cleaner for her own cleaning. I vacuum my room and the common areas weekly or at least every two weeks. She can not make me believe that that much accumulates in the time between. But! Okay, I can get with the program. I wiped down the fucking bathroom, I wiped down the common area floor, I cleaned the bathroom mirror, I unclogged the shower drain (always a joy) AND I even fucking bought new bathroom and kitchen mats. Sabrina wants to have a motherfuckin' CLEAN-OFF? BRING IT ON, BITCH. I'll show you fucking clean living. I am indifferent to living in a certain measure of dusty surroundings, guilty as charged, but man, at least I never actually make the kitchen regularly look like . TCH!


ALSO: Today is my FOUR YEAR LJ Anniversary! Man, how time flies and how LJ has managed to be the gaping black hole of AWESOME TIME-CONSUMING YAY in my life that it is. I wouldn't have it any other way~ It's been more soothing than expected to have a place to just type my random thoughts and just follow various fandoms with, I've gotten to know so many cool ladies through this (some with RL meetings woo) and it is probably LJ that I have to thank for Kat and I being in such constant contact with each other after all these years apaaaaaaart (LOVE U BEBE XOXO). Here's to many more years!

ALSO ALSO: I forgot to post about this yesterday, but Happy Belated Birthday to His Majesty The King ♥!!! I wish he wasn't ill and had to cancel his annual speech, but I hope and pray that he'll soon be healthier again. I did manage to SMS Dad and wish him Happy Father's Day though, and even got a very nice abrupt 'thanks.' in return. Oh, Dad.

Comments

[xinester.livejournal.com]

ewwwwwwwwwww haha i'm so sorry you have to deal with that. my first two years living with other people in college were a NIGHTMARE just because of cleaning. i didn't think it would become such a big issue but yah, the lack thereof can develop some real animosity :x i really hope it all clears up (har har literally and figuratively!) soon :D

[cheshire-tabby.livejournal.com]

weapon against Miss Sabrina?

it's on my christmas wish-list. XD

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow :(

Good luck with your clean off!

[hyourinmaru.livejournal.com]

OMFG, THAT KITCHEN. THAT KITCHEN. EW EW EW EWWWWWW.

WTF, srsly, are those bed crumbs hear the sink? And the dishes, aldfgkjdflgkjdf;l;lkjlgkh. Prease to put that piece of cloth away properly too. I mean, how hard can that be? And what are those random brown bits near the knife thing and the glass of wine? Why are they even there in the same area in the first place?

I usually went into a cleaning frenzy and cleaned up our kitchen back last year when I was sharing with some friends, so our kitchen never got to look that bad for long. Since my friends did all the cooking, I didn't really mind.

... except for those few weeks when I was being a hermit and wasn't eating much and we weren't sharing our food anyway but the dishes still piled up and neither of my friends wanted to do them until I came out, saw the disgusting pile of dishes in the sink and decided to just clean the damn mess up. Run-on sentence ftw. I have a thing against stacking dishes up in the sink, can you tell? Ahahahaha ♥

I've got to give it to Sabrina though, that note was damn good, hahahaha. (Thanks for the translation :D)