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Shaz/Kaz ([personal profile] kaiserkuchen) wrote2008-12-06 08:27 pm

I AM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW

Sabrina is learning! I was treated to this ~*lovely*~ note in front of my door this morning:
Hi,
Vielleicht schaffst du es auch Verantwortung zu übernehmen und mal 'vor der eigenen Tür zu kehren' (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) und den Boden zu wischen im Vorraum und im Bad.
Danke, Sabrina.

(Basically in English: Hi, maybe you'll also manage to assume responsibility and 'clean up your own messes', specifically wiping down the common area and the bathroom floors. Thanks, Sabrina).
OH SNAAAAAAP. Ahahaha, oh my fucking god. I mean, I must give it to her, that note is good. The way she throws the word responsibility I used in my other note right back in my face? The thinly-veiled disdain in those oh so polite sentences? Nice move, nice move. I honestly felt bad for a few minutes, before I realized that, wait, she is basically trying to give me shit for letting the dust settle. And the fact that the stuff to 'sweep' up is apparently my job, even if it SOMEHOW always magically is way more than could just feasibly be from the common areas and SOMEONE seems to be allergic to the thought of actually using a vacuum cleaner for her own cleaning. I vacuum my room and the common areas weekly or at least every two weeks. She can not make me believe that that much accumulates in the time between. But! Okay, I can get with the program. I wiped down the fucking bathroom, I wiped down the common area floor, I cleaned the bathroom mirror, I unclogged the shower drain (always a joy) AND I even fucking bought new bathroom and kitchen mats. Sabrina wants to have a motherfuckin' CLEAN-OFF? BRING IT ON, BITCH. I'll show you fucking clean living. I am indifferent to living in a certain measure of dusty surroundings, guilty as charged, but man, at least I never actually make the kitchen regularly look like Photobucket. TCH!


ALSO: Today is my FOUR YEAR LJ Anniversary! Man, how time flies and how LJ has managed to be the gaping black hole of AWESOME TIME-CONSUMING YAY in my life that it is. I wouldn't have it any other way~ It's been more soothing than expected to have a place to just type my random thoughts and just follow various fandoms with, I've gotten to know so many cool ladies through this (some with RL meetings woo) and it is probably LJ that I have to thank for Kat and I being in such constant contact with each other after all these years apaaaaaaart (LOVE U BEBE XOXO). Here's to many more years!

ALSO ALSO: I forgot to post about this yesterday, but Happy Belated Birthday to His Majesty The King ♥!!! I wish he wasn't ill and had to cancel his annual speech, but I hope and pray that he'll soon be healthier again. I did manage to SMS Dad and wish him Happy Father's Day though, and even got a very nice abrupt 'thanks.' in return. Oh, Dad.

[identity profile] xinester.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ewwwwwwwwwww haha i'm so sorry you have to deal with that. my first two years living with other people in college were a NIGHTMARE just because of cleaning. i didn't think it would become such a big issue but yah, the lack thereof can develop some real animosity :x i really hope it all clears up (har har literally and figuratively!) soon :D

[identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I was looking through some of my posts about Sabrina (man if I actually went through and tagged all the stuff from '07 too... hmm) and lol I have apparently been praying she finally moves out since like, January this year. HOW LONG CAN YOU STUDY NUTRITION, she's been at it since late '06 and even then was already in her 5th semester lolll.

And heh, thanks for the :DD's! I am somewhat numbed to it already, but venting in LJ is really therapeutic. Did you also have this with your roomies that after a while, you both avoid all signs of eye-contact whatsoever? It's like, I feel uncomfortable even looking at her and I bet it's the same with her and all our already short exchanges are "...hi." "...hey." *DOORSLAM x2*

[identity profile] xinester.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think we'd ever been outright mean to each other, but the atmosphere was constantly tense. When I was a freshman aka dorms with randomly selected people, I .... okay, this is nott. meant. to be racist, and I'm sorry if it comes out that way, but one of my roommates was this typical huge hmm girl from the ghetto and she was ridiculous. She'd have like 5+ guests stay overnight, every night, for a week, they'd leave the common areas a complete MESS that she'd never clean. One time we found condoms? And another time, I walked into the common room after coming back from a morning class, and there was this half-naked girl, who I'd never met before, changing clothes in the living room. I was so confused ahha.
I'm surprised I never wrote about it on lj, but when we finally got her kicked out of our dorm, the shit hit the fan. Her mother helped her move out, and she was exactly like her daughter except WAY WORSE. She kept calling us racist white trash (which is funny because three of us were asian and only one is white) and other colorful names... and this is the real kicker. As they left, they stole a bunch of random things from the bathroom, emptied a bunch of toiletries, broke the handle to the front door, and replaced my eye contact solution with water. WHICH WAS AWFUL. Because I only discovered the switch when I tried putting in my contacts and felt the fucking BURN. It took forever to get those contacts out of my eye, hahahah.


woahhh this is a really long response but lollololol it all just came spilling out AHAHAH!

[identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE WTF. Oh my god. That is so horrible. DDDDD:!! I actually ...feel a lot better about my current roomie issues, holy shiiiiiiit that must have been a hellacious time! And dude, no worries, sometimes cliches actually exist for a reason, and seriously, my brain is still stuck on HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT woaaah. And wow, their final 'good-bye'?? WHAT A DICK MOVE. The extra effort of switching your contact solution with water seems like an extra grace note of 'fuck youuu'...that is like detail work instead of the plain 'okay imma just trash this place haha fuckers' and uh, wow. MAY CRAZY!ROOMIE LIVE IN A DUMP NOW, FINGERS CROSSED :|bb

LET THOSE BOTTLED UP FEELINGS OUT MAN. Hooooo-saaaah! (-->that Adam Sandler Anger Management movie breathing exercise noise thing :DD)

[identity profile] cheshire-tabby.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
weapon against Miss Sabrina?

it's on my christmas wish-list. XD

[identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, dude? ICH WERD IHR EINEN NEUEN BESEN KAUFEN, NE SCHLEIFE DRUM BINDEN UND NE KARTE DRAUF MACHEN. Ich werds eh am meisten benutzen letzensendes wenn es eh so weiter gehen wird, so I might as well~~ get a nicer one. TSS.

ALSO: yay macguyverrrr lolol

[identity profile] cheshire-tabby.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh boy, a broom!
additionally to the sweeping thing, you also declare her as a witch, amazing!!! XD

and duuuude, I was at the poster sales today and it was so hard to get anything~ I have one huge poster of Hellboy's Abe (it's one of those 3m banners XD) and another batman poster and one I'm not there poster, but NO QUANTUM OF SOLACE!!!!! D:
it was a mess and I had to wait forever and there were stupid people all around.

[identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT WHY HOW COULD THIS BE. Well damn, dann bin ich doch froh dass ich doch ned hingegangen bin, 'cause that would've been the reason I wanted to snag some new posters. WHY JAMES, WHY DD: But yay for your haul still!

ALSO OOOH HIBARI ICON OOOH guess who I'm actually drawing now for yuletart :>bb

[identity profile] everysecondtues.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, wow :(

Good luck with your clean off!

[identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S ON DUDE, IT'S SO ON :D

Life with roommates can either be so awesome, or like a living hell, eh? Lol I see it as a character strengthening exercise :Db

[identity profile] hyourinmaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
OMFG, THAT KITCHEN. THAT KITCHEN. EW EW EW EWWWWWW.

WTF, srsly, are those bed crumbs hear the sink? And the dishes, aldfgkjdflgkjdf;l;lkjlgkh. Prease to put that piece of cloth away properly too. I mean, how hard can that be? And what are those random brown bits near the knife thing and the glass of wine? Why are they even there in the same area in the first place?

I usually went into a cleaning frenzy and cleaned up our kitchen back last year when I was sharing with some friends, so our kitchen never got to look that bad for long. Since my friends did all the cooking, I didn't really mind.

... except for those few weeks when I was being a hermit and wasn't eating much and we weren't sharing our food anyway but the dishes still piled up and neither of my friends wanted to do them until I came out, saw the disgusting pile of dishes in the sink and decided to just clean the damn mess up. Run-on sentence ftw. I have a thing against stacking dishes up in the sink, can you tell? Ahahahaha ♥

I've got to give it to Sabrina though, that note was damn good, hahahaha. (Thanks for the translation :D)

[identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
ISN'T IT .......FANTASTIC?? Lol when it is clean and FREE OF ALL HER DEBRIS (you do not know how much I want to throw away her coffee machine, her utensil holder, her mixer and BASICALLY EVERYTHING TAINTED BY HER PRESENCE YEAH) it does look okay though! I must say. The crumbly bits are both from the same loaf of bread, though she seems to have succeeded in scraping the sesame seeds off on to one specific area. And lol dude, I mean I eat a crapload of toast too, but I never knew you could CRUMB THAT DAMN MUCH just by slicing bread. Sabrina's presence is just seriously broadening my culinary preparation horizons, *grateful sniff*

And dude, I hear you re: stacking dishes! I mean, if I know that I'm aloooooone and okay, feeling a bit lazy and still have other dishes to use, I admit that I do so too sometimes. BUT: I scrape the most of the food bits off and/or mostly just stack em so that the pots/dishes can soak in water a bit before I wash em. Leaving em lying around for so long is crap if you live in a tiny dorm like ours anyways, so that is already automatically cockblocked a bit, woo.

Her note had bite eh? Gotta give props when props are due, I say!