Ninjas STILL can't catch you if you're on fire

......nearly two weeks since she last was here, BUT MY ROOMIE HAS RETURNED. *CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC, LIGHTNING FLASHING FROM THE SKY* ------NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! And if my ears aren't deceiving me before I preemptively slapped some earphones on, I think her fuckboy is here, too. UGHHHHHHH.

I was so getting used to the ~glorious~ silence and solitude. But ha-ha Sabrina, I got the fucking shower declogged (well okay I got the Heimtechnik to come fix it), I ignored YOUR probably rotting trash you left under the sink again (please to be taking it away now before it starts to smellll), and a good half of the fridge is full of my stuff. YOU CANNOT HARSH MY KITCHEN/GENERAL DORM VIBE OF CURRENT YAY AIIIIIGHT?? ....well okay, what am I saying, you probably will do so in two easy steps or something. I AM PREEMPTIVELY SHUDDERING FROM HEARING HER SPECIAL LAUGH EMANATE THROUGH OUR FLIMSY DORM WALLS.

I hope they don't wake up early. I need the shower tomorrow before 8, ffffffff.


DD:!!!

EDITED TO ADD: Reasons why I guess I should have went to bed earlier: 1) I PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE HEARD THE OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD SEX THEY WERE HAVING. Thankfully their lasting time seems to be as short as ever, because it seems as if the moaning etc. etc. is starting to sound more disturbing. I mean. *shudders* THANKFULLY I WILL BE GONE BASICALLY THE WHOLE DAY TODAY.

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AWAKE IN LESS THAN 4 HOURS AGAIN?? WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP YET?? WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF NNNNNNNNNNG *headdesks*

Anyways, this is to officially declare another short ~*hiatus*~ AKA I have no real idea how constant my net access will be in Krimml, and if I do manage to get on (I am gunning for every second day), I probably will have to use it for uni shit. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

I AM PREEMPTIVELY TWITCHING IN DESPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

ALSO IF I MISS ANY EPICNESS, PLEASE TO BE UPDATING ME NE PEEPS ♥ ILU ALL~

OH AND FUCKING CHARLIE THE UNICORN 3 IS OUT!!!1 YESSS WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME :D

RING RING ..........HELLO??

Woo for Now-President Obama! Spent Tuesday squeeing a bit on rahmbamarama and watching the Inauguration proceedings via CNN's online live feed that just managed to finally work in time for me to actually watch Obama get sworn in. Talk about lucky timing! What is there to be said really, besides the obvious fact that it was lovely to watch, and Obama's speech was making beautiful, beautiful love to the English language at times ♥

Which made it even more depressing, in a way, to come from that general feeling of all-round happiness to our PR-AT, where our obviously enthusiastic teacher (who even had a little Obama logo pin on her coat! O Hanni ILU even more now) wanted to get this discussion started and asked about our thoughts on the Inauguration/the new American politics and was then met with this resounding wall of indifference. And a strong hint of 'people who are psyched about this are somehow abnormal/lame/mindless US pawns'. There was this whole 'well the world shouldn't revolve around the damn amis and we should do well not to fawn over them too much' rhetoric that even Clemens was spouting, and I just started irrationally feeling really bad about being so excited. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH DICKS, MY PR-AT PEOPLE DD:?? I mean, we moved on to the actual class lecture pretty quickly and it would've been a losing battle to really continue trying to defend my point, but it rankles nonetheless :///

I am also nearing a state of ~CALM PANIC~ for the Bildungspsychologie II exam this friday. I just need to pass this one elective! But it is a heckuva lot of stuff to study, and I doubt I would even crack the 4er mark if I do end up passing. GOODBYE BARELY ADEQUATE ELECTIVES GPA DD: The spectres of HIST-ARBEIT and BAKK1-ARBEIT und REFERAT are also looming menacingly over me, which is why I bought Häagen-Dasz Macademia Nut Brittle ice cream the other day! I needed it to uh, celebrate my continuous existence, oh yes ♥. IT'S ALL GONE NOW THO BOO ICE CREAM YOU NEED TO LAST LONGER.

And in loltastic dude news, I think I forgot to mention that sometime early last week St. Pölten dude drunk-smsed me at 2AM, and after some back and forth in a very illegible manner also confessed to me that: 'I think of yu[sic] every day, damn'. The 'damn' after the comma is such a lovely touch, lolol. And now he has even written me an email apologizing if he kind of made me feel awkward or anything-- I bet he just checked his outbox a few days ago and discovered what he actually sent off, ahhh. I mean, I was amused then and I am still amused, though maybe wincing at bit at the state of his English. Even sober it is a bit iffy, at least from what I've seen in written form so far. I should know better and actually try to just stick with German, but damn if I don't automatically default to English as my language of comfort and choice. CLEARLY I NEED TO DATE SOME AMERICAN/BRIT/AUSSIE/KIWI INSTEAD, WHERE ARE YOU FUCKS HIDING IN VIENNA D:

So Carmen and I went to watch ~*TWILIGHT*~ yesterday! I am shocked to say that I actually had a hilarious time of it, and was probably one of the few people in the jam-packed movie theater that kept laughing obnoxiously at inappropriate times (I KEPT SAYING LOL OUT LOUD. I COULDN'T STOP). The guys next to me kept throwing me weird looks, but then they were also kind of in the wrong film methinks, as their pre-movie convo consisted of "Well I don't know much about this movie, but (friend's name) told me 'DUDE YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS SHIT OUT' so yeah, here I am." PRO TIP DUDE: I THINK YOUR FRIEND WAS LYING TO YA.

( TWILIGHT COMMENTARY )

After that, Carmen and I decided to take up Clemens' offer of beer and popped by his place for a quick visit that should've not ended later than 2AM (it was currently 11PM when we came outta Twilight). WEEELL SO MUCH FOR THAT, WE ENDED UP WALKING HOME THIS MORNING AT 7 FUCKING AM. I have never been up for so late since ages, and I was flagging like hell ever since the 4AM mark, but in a retrospective case of hilarious failure to communicate, Carmen and I both thought that the other wanted to stay longer and didn't want to be the dick who breaks up the impromptu session we had going there. Had some fun convos with Clemens, who was a lovely host constantly providing us with nibbles and alcoholic beverages and we watched various youtube clips and The Onion Movie, which was crass yet oddly hilarious. STEVEN SEGAL AS THE COCK PUNCHER!! MELINDA CHERRY! And that one outtakes scene with the kittens in batter, lolllll. Tried to make our way through The Golden Compass too, but I had to jump ship at that point as I was about this far from falling asleep on the spot and we both didn't want to spend the night/morning at Clemens' place. He was getting a bit touchy-feely with Carmen on the bed and it was high time for both of us to bail (I was on the beanbag on the floor next to them, an obviously superior place to be, imho :DD).

AND THEN I WOKE UP AT 2PM TODAY AND THE PINNACLE OF MY ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR HAVE BEEN a)SWITCH ON LAPTOP, b)TYPE SHIT ON IT AND c)MAKE FOOD AND EAT IT. Tomorrow doesn't look all too bright either, daaaaaaaaaaaaammit self! This is why I never go clubbing anymore (besides the fact that that shit is heavy on the cashmoney)-- you just get so fucked the entire day after and are utterly useless

Why are stupid things continuing to happen to meeeee?? Self in 2008, I thought you paid for this month's internet??? WHY WAS I SUDDENLY CUT OFF AT NOON DAMMIT IT ATE MY AWESOMELY LONG COMMENT TO SOMEONE and now I have to wait until Wednesday evening to even get a chance to pay. THIS IS NOT UP TO MY ADDICT NEEDS OKAY, WORLD?? And why aren't there any free plugs in the Starbucks I am in at the moment. Must you keep crapping on me, life?

And the Couscous prawn salad at Vapiano today with Hazel tasted like crap, too. Waste of 8,50€, gaaaah. At least I can maybe get stuff done now (LOL NO). At the very least I intend to doodle some punditry crap, traveling on Saturday had me entertaining mental pictures of the guys genderswitched. ANDREA COOPER AND JOAN STEWART, UH HUH *is lame, yes*

INTERNETS, TRY NOT TO BE TOO AWESOME IN MY ABSENCE OKAY.

OH WAIT, NOW A PLUG IS FREE. FUCK YEAH SBUCKS HERRENGASSE YOU'LL BE SEEING ME FOR A WHILE UHUHU :D

SO I THINK I AM GOING TO BE VERY STRESSED THE MOMENT I WAKE UP AGAIN(BAKK1 Zwischenbericht deadline ahhh I have nothing ahhh) AND UNTIL THURSDAY (hardcore sociology exam AHHH). EFFFFFF.
But! There is shining brilliant light in the midst of these unsavory things that I will now elaborate on in list form, because I am tired and should really try toddling off to bed :(

LIST OF YAY:
♥ DEXTER SEASON 3 FUCKING SEASON FINALE. Moaaaaar plz! I love this series so much for being so consistently good. Definitely one that I will also be buying the orig box-sets for!
♥ The delicious and sumptuous Mövenpick CREME BRULEE ice cream that Carmen and I shared as we watched Dexter, topped with a generous helping of forest berries and richly drizzled with Mozart Chocolate Liqueur
♥ Trading early X'mas presents! Carmen really liked the shirt I got her from BKK and the papaya hand cream and mangosteen hairmask, score. And I totally adored my gorgeous cookie tin filled with chocolate and the personalized snowglobe!! she made with one side being a silly pic of us both during ice-skating, and the other being one of our swank Prague pics ! AHH :DD
♥ Following the awesome of the DVD/Present thing with Fondue at Wido and Lena's! Clemens and this friend of Lena's, Katja, was there too and it was so much fun. THE FONDUE WAS DELICIOUS, even though I was actually full from the ice cream I ended up pigging out all over again. SO WORTH IT THOUGH. EFFING HOME-MADE CHEESE FONDUE. Mhhh~ And we played UNO later and I won twice. HAH.
♥ Clemens wasn't a dick! Seriously, he was so pleasant and fun, it was almost like last year in not-a-dick levels. Absence doth make the heart grow fonder? He better come to Punschen tomorrow too though.
♥ Punschen at the Karlskirche tomorrow! I get to see Tutor Georg and Dominik again! I could take or leave Georg O. and totally pass on Lis and Harry though, man this could possibly turn out so ~awkward~ tomorrow lolol
♥ THE INTERNET. ALWAYS PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE :D

But one thing I am not looking forward to tomorrow is having to pay fucking EIGHT EUROS in library fines. Fun story: The BWZ bib closes at 4PM. I had borrowed four books over the weekend and admittedly left the house a bit late. Got to the BWZ at ten to 4PM, but figured I would have enough time to copy my needed pages out. Our IPKW library always takes a while to close, so I thought that if I took until ten past 4PM, I could still squeeze in and return the books. So I copy and copy and am finally done, toddle over to the library and seriously, it was TEN MINUTES PAST FOUR PM and the lights were out, nobody was there and the (glass) door was locked. ERGO, due to these ten minutes I will be 8€ poorer tomorrow. I almost want to just keep the books longer now since I have to pay the fine anyways (and lol, after the first 2€ pro book fine, they just add 20 cents a day whaaat). BUT FINE BWZ BIB, BE THAT FUCKING WAY D:

Sabrina is learning! I was treated to this ~*lovely*~ note in front of my door this morning:
Hi,
Vielleicht schaffst du es auch Verantwortung zu übernehmen und mal 'vor der eigenen Tür zu kehren' (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) und den Boden zu wischen im Vorraum und im Bad.
Danke, Sabrina.
(Basically in English: Hi, maybe you'll also manage to assume responsibility and 'clean up your own messes', specifically wiping down the common area and the bathroom floors. Thanks, Sabrina).
OH SNAAAAAAP. Ahahaha, oh my fucking god. I mean, I must give it to her, that note is good. The way she throws the word responsibility I used in my other note right back in my face? The thinly-veiled disdain in those oh so polite sentences? Nice move, nice move. I honestly felt bad for a few minutes, before I realized that, wait, she is basically trying to give me shit for letting the dust settle. And the fact that the stuff to 'sweep' up is apparently my job, even if it SOMEHOW always magically is way more than could just feasibly be from the common areas and SOMEONE seems to be allergic to the thought of actually using a vacuum cleaner for her own cleaning. I vacuum my room and the common areas weekly or at least every two weeks. She can not make me believe that that much accumulates in the time between. But! Okay, I can get with the program. I wiped down the fucking bathroom, I wiped down the common area floor, I cleaned the bathroom mirror, I unclogged the shower drain (always a joy) AND I even fucking bought new bathroom and kitchen mats. Sabrina wants to have a motherfuckin' CLEAN-OFF? BRING IT ON, BITCH. I'll show you fucking clean living. I am indifferent to living in a certain measure of dusty surroundings, guilty as charged, but man, at least I never actually make the kitchen regularly look like ( THIS ). TCH!


ALSO: Today is my FOUR YEAR LJ Anniversary! Man, how time flies and how LJ has managed to be the gaping black hole of AWESOME TIME-CONSUMING YAY in my life that it is. I wouldn't have it any other way~ It's been more soothing than expected to have a place to just type my random thoughts and just follow various fandoms with, I've gotten to know so many cool ladies through this (some with RL meetings woo) and it is probably LJ that I have to thank for Kat and I being in such constant contact with each other after all these years apaaaaaaart (LOVE U BEBE XOXO). Here's to many more years!

ALSO ALSO: I forgot to post about this yesterday, but Happy Belated Birthday to His Majesty The King ♥!!! I wish he wasn't ill and had to cancel his annual speech, but I hope and pray that he'll soon be healthier again. I did manage to SMS Dad and wish him Happy Father's Day though, and even got a very nice abrupt 'thanks.' in return. Oh, Dad.

Ffffffuck yeah, VO-HIST and VO-PR(2nd try sobsob) exams all done with! Now there is only the agonizing wait and the praying that I passed both, especially PR because fuck if I want to do it again for the third time. The sheer SHAME would probably end me :| The last Personal+Organisation midterm is something that will just be halfheartedly prepped for, not like there is a real chance to pass it, but one might as well give it a stab.

Before I get to some fandom links of yay, some RL BKK news first:
Protesters force partial closure of Bangkok airport. ..............you have got to be fucking kidding me. And the skirmish in Vipawadee Rangsit Soi 3. I just. The words, they desert me. What an everloving clusterfuck we seem to be in! this better not happen again to the airport when I'm flying in next Feb dammit
MOAR news on The Nation's website ...ah, so they unblocked the airport again. 10'000 people stranded? Hot damn.
Chaos in Thailand: Machtkampf nach Guerilla-Art. .......and the SPIEGEL makes it sound like THE BUILDINGS ARE BURNING RIGHT NOW!!1. I mean, uh, certainly they have a point about the chaotic situation, but wow, seeing it worded that way in the headline like that and the way the article is somehow written? Raises my hackles a bit. :| MAYBE I AM OVERREACTING. Hmm.

......So okay, now I may have kind of worked myself up into a really annoyed and frustrated mood. BALLS. HAVE ONE LINK INSTEAD, as I must still pimp the stirring duet of Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart that was on Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special: The Greatest Gift of All.
"Can I Interest You... In Hannukah?"... so fucking cuuuuuute ♥. JON AND STEPHEN ILUSOMUCH. 'I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes...' ajkfhfa oh man.

EDITED TO ADD: ...the shitstorm continues! Blasts bring chaos to Bangkok's airport. ...what the fuck, what the fuuuuuuck. The airport will still be blocked through today, the control tower has been seized and over 10'000 people have been affected, with 3000 stuck in the terminals right now. What. Seems like the PAD is up and gunning to lose ALL their public support, or at least the neutral opinion of people who didn't really want to take sides before, because this mess will for sure push people in the other direction. And not to even mention the fucking blow on the already sluggishly bleeding corpse of the tourism industry back home. Might as well just take it out back and shoot it in the head if this keeps up. :|
Another article: 'We'll be here until PM quits: PAD and two opinion pieces: From Skywalker to Darth Vader (lol what) and PAD wrong to block airport.

UNBELIEVABLE, but true-- I am making a snails pace with my assignments for this week! Admittedly, I have to hand them in tomorrow, so I would have no other fucking choice, but I am fond of this selective look at my academic reality. It is sad to see how I have gotten my procrastinatory work rhythm down cold now though, and it basically boils down to the following points:

1) WHATEVER ETA/DUE DATE YOU SET, ADD TWO FUCKING HOURS AT LEAST FUCK
1.5) SO OKAY I DIDN'T NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AFTER ALL HMM I SHOULD SHOWER THOUGH
2) WHY OF COURSE FOOD BREAKS CAN TAKE THREE HOURS. I SAVOR MY FOOD OKAY.
3) SERIOUSLY,READING ALL ARTICLES I CAN FIND ON RAHM EMANUEL IS A GOOD WAY TO SPEND FOUR HOURS INSTEAD OF WRITING BOOK COMMENTARIES
4) SHIT IT'S TOO LATE TO CONCENTRATE. MY GERMAN WRITING IS MAKING EVEN LESS SENSE THAN USUAL. GO TO BED AND START OVER AT NINE TOMORROW (+2 hours, which brings us to point 1) all over again)

Hot damn... I uh, kind of suck! OH WELL. Tomorrow is also the bi-annual PKW-Festl' though, so here's me tentatively looking forward to that. Carmen will thankfully be there this time around though, eff yes. Here's hoping Lukas and his Angewandte buddies come again, the entertainment will otherwise be solely lacking (gambling on meeting random acquaintances there is always risky business lol).

STILL WORKIN' ON THE MEME PICS THOUGH. COMING SOON as soon as I clean my room a bit fuuuuuc-