TURNING MY MUSIC UP OBNOXIOUSLY IN SELF-DEFENSE AND NOISE CANCELLATION

[kaiserkuchen]

SABRINA, YOU DIRTY DUMB WHORE. IN WHAT WORLD IS IT OKAY TO A) RANDOMLY THROW MY FRESH STRAWBERRIES I BOUGHT ON MONDAY OUT (fuck you, I checked and they are still good and I sure as hell took them out of that open faced bag you are abusing for your 'trash'. MY BREAKFAST!!) and B) USE MY TOOTHPASTE, AND IN SUCH AN UNSUBTLE WAY THAT I NOTICE IT (aka my fingers were covered in toothpaste the next time I flipped the tube open.) IS EVEN DOING THIS IN A SNEAKY WAY TOO HARD FOR YOU? BITCH YOU USE CHANEL BEAUTY PRODUCTS, SPRING THE GODDAMN 2€ FOR SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE.
AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE SELFISH WAY YOU ARE SHOVING ALL YOUR CRAP IN THE FRIDGE? Are you somehow punishing me for not cleaning the dust and dreck THAT YOU SWEPT IN OUR COMMON AREA (WHICH, BTW IS FUCKING DISGUSTING)?? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH. Words can never truly describe the seething mass of hate that overtakes me every damn time I sense that you are also here. Every time that I hear your obnoxious laugh, every time I go in the bathroom and see that state it is in, or rather THE FUCKING WASTELAND that is our kitchen, as you seem to still occasionally clean the bathroom. I WOULD SAY THAT YOU ARE A CANCER ON MY LIFE, A JACKAL PICKING AT MY BRAIN, AND THAT I HATE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT, but while that is all true, it would also involve tarnishing an awesome quote with the grossness that is your continued existence. Also, right now I can't tell if your stupid boyfriend is gone yet. At least I didn't have to listen to you two have sex again last night, thank the heavens for that small mercy.

DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE HER MOVE OUT. PLEASE MAKE HER FAIL UNIVERSITY AND LEAVE. PLEASE MAKE HER STUPID BOYFRIEND MAKE HER MOVE IN WITH HIM??

EDITED TO ADD: lolol, so I wrote a pissy ALLCAPS status thing on FB basically wishing syphilis and a bad sexlife amongst others to Sabrina and her dude to vent AND MY MOM JUST CALLED ME FROM BANGKOK ABOUT IT. And wanted me to delete it because she doesn't like "the hateful way" it makes me look and what it reflects on me. Uh. While I guess I can see where she is coming from, I still think that it is my FB and my right to post whatever, and as far as I can remember, I don't really have any important RL people to worry about seeing it? I sure as hell wouldn't do it if I had Leo Burnett people added, but I doubt that the BK Mag crew give a shit. But I replaced it with something else now. Hope this is enough, Ma!

Comments

[acidcocktail.livejournal.com]

AMEN.

DU solltest sie eigenhändig rausschmeißen (exekutieren wäre auch nett ^^)

[quirkytaverna.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, she sounds like a NIGHTMARE

[lizfu.livejournal.com]

*pets* Bad roommates are bad :(

Also, my mom joined FB and wants me to add her as a friend. Her company made everybody get one for some stupid reason, and, though she insisted that she would really use hers/doesn't really care about it, she's hung up on me not friending her (when she hasn't even requested to be my friend - she wants me to find her, but there are several people with her name and a few of them don't have pictures). Ugh.

My aunt joined it earlier this month too and tried to friend me. My hang-up is that they're older family members who I've seen as authority figures. I can friend my cousin or my sister, because they're my age. But my aunt and my mom? I'd have to tailor my FB account and hide a ton of stuff :(

In other words: it's awesome that you're friends with your mom on FB. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

[comava.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah, I saw that status and loled so hard, and your mom's reaction is priceless. But yeah, it's your profile and I would've reacted the same thing.

AND MAY I JUST SAY THAT I LOVE YOUR STATUS UPDATES. THEY ARE LIKE A BREATH OF AMERICAN FRESH AIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF GERMAN BABBLE! (I weiss du bist nicht Amerikanerin aber du schreibst dort ja in Englisch und es erinnert mich an RBR!)

I am soooo glad that my parents/extended family aren't on fb. My sister is bad enough, and she tried to get my mom to join once! NOT COOL.

[properly-stored.livejournal.com]

This is why, no matter how bad my pay and how horrible the choice of flats, I am getting a studio flat once I graduate and move out.

[solid-bean.livejournal.com]

God, I'm so terrified of living like that. My roommates and I don't hate each other, but I feel like there's this underlying tension of... not quite getting along. We need a cleaning schedule. D:

[jorajo.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT BELIEVE HER. SHE IS THE RUDEST OF THE RUDE.

IT'S SO WEIRD WHEN I POST THINGS TO MY FB STATUS ABOUT SCUMBAGS AND ALL MY NON-RBR FRIENDS ARE LIKE "WTF WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME NAMES".

/EPIC SPAM

I forgot where I was for a moment :D

But seriously, your strawberries? Idk how produce is priced there but if someone threw out a tub of strawberries I had just bought, I would've shanked them on the spot because that shit is like $6.

[cheshire-tabby.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW I AM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON, BUT I'D LIKE TO HOLD THEM DOWN AND SKATE OVER THEIR THROATS.

in case you want to come over and stay at my place: you are very welcome. :D