TURNING MY MUSIC UP OBNOXIOUSLY IN SELF-DEFENSE AND NOISE CANCELLATION

[kaiserkuchen]

SABRINA, YOU DIRTY DUMB WHORE. IN WHAT WORLD IS IT OKAY TO A) RANDOMLY THROW MY FRESH STRAWBERRIES I BOUGHT ON MONDAY OUT (fuck you, I checked and they are still good and I sure as hell took them out of that open faced bag you are abusing for your 'trash'. MY BREAKFAST!!) and B) USE MY TOOTHPASTE, AND IN SUCH AN UNSUBTLE WAY THAT I NOTICE IT (aka my fingers were covered in toothpaste the next time I flipped the tube open.) IS EVEN DOING THIS IN A SNEAKY WAY TOO HARD FOR YOU? BITCH YOU USE CHANEL BEAUTY PRODUCTS, SPRING THE GODDAMN 2€ FOR SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE.
AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE SELFISH WAY YOU ARE SHOVING ALL YOUR CRAP IN THE FRIDGE? Are you somehow punishing me for not cleaning the dust and dreck THAT YOU SWEPT IN OUR COMMON AREA (WHICH, BTW IS FUCKING DISGUSTING)?? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH. Words can never truly describe the seething mass of hate that overtakes me every damn time I sense that you are also here. Every time that I hear your obnoxious laugh, every time I go in the bathroom and see that state it is in, or rather THE FUCKING WASTELAND that is our kitchen, as you seem to still occasionally clean the bathroom. I WOULD SAY THAT YOU ARE A CANCER ON MY LIFE, A JACKAL PICKING AT MY BRAIN, AND THAT I HATE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT, but while that is all true, it would also involve tarnishing an awesome quote with the grossness that is your continued existence. Also, right now I can't tell if your stupid boyfriend is gone yet. At least I didn't have to listen to you two have sex again last night, thank the heavens for that small mercy.

DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE HER MOVE OUT. PLEASE MAKE HER FAIL UNIVERSITY AND LEAVE. PLEASE MAKE HER STUPID BOYFRIEND MAKE HER MOVE IN WITH HIM??

EDITED TO ADD: lolol, so I wrote a pissy ALLCAPS status thing on FB basically wishing syphilis and a bad sexlife amongst others to Sabrina and her dude to vent AND MY MOM JUST CALLED ME FROM BANGKOK ABOUT IT. And wanted me to delete it because she doesn't like "the hateful way" it makes me look and what it reflects on me. Uh. While I guess I can see where she is coming from, I still think that it is my FB and my right to post whatever, and as far as I can remember, I don't really have any important RL people to worry about seeing it? I sure as hell wouldn't do it if I had Leo Burnett people added, but I doubt that the BK Mag crew give a shit. But I replaced it with something else now. Hope this is enough, Ma!

Comments

[jorajo.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT BELIEVE HER. SHE IS THE RUDEST OF THE RUDE.

IT'S SO WEIRD WHEN I POST THINGS TO MY FB STATUS ABOUT SCUMBAGS AND ALL MY NON-RBR FRIENDS ARE LIKE "WTF WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME NAMES".

/EPIC SPAM

I forgot where I was for a moment :D

But seriously, your strawberries? Idk how produce is priced there but if someone threw out a tub of strawberries I had just bought, I would've shanked them on the spot because that shit is like $6.

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

I AM LEAVING FOR A WEEK AND I SURE AS HELL AM GONNA LEAVE HER A NOTE SAYING 'DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T THROW MY YOGURT OUT IN THE FRIDGE OKAYYYYY' AND HOPE FOR THE BEST >_>;; Seriously, every time I come back from some longer holiday, it is always with a healthy amount of trepidation that I open the door XDD

And ikrrrr?? My poor strawberries :/ They weren't pricey ones, thank god or I would've really flipped, but ones that were like ~2€?? I was still like 'MY BREAKFAST DD:' this morning though lolol