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SABRINA, YOU DIRTY DUMB WHORE. IN WHAT WORLD IS IT OKAY TO A) RANDOMLY THROW MY FRESH STRAWBERRIES I BOUGHT ON MONDAY OUT (fuck you, I checked and they are still good and I sure as hell took them out of that open faced bag you are abusing for your 'trash'. MY BREAKFAST!!) and B) USE MY TOOTHPASTE, AND IN SUCH AN UNSUBTLE WAY THAT I NOTICE IT (aka my fingers were covered in toothpaste the next time I flipped the tube open.) IS EVEN DOING THIS IN A SNEAKY WAY TOO HARD FOR YOU? BITCH YOU USE CHANEL BEAUTY PRODUCTS, SPRING THE GODDAMN 2€ FOR SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE.
AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE SELFISH WAY YOU ARE SHOVING ALL YOUR CRAP IN THE FRIDGE? Are you somehow punishing me for not cleaning the dust and dreck THAT YOU SWEPT IN OUR COMMON AREA (WHICH, BTW IS FUCKING DISGUSTING)?? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH. Words can never truly describe the seething mass of hate that overtakes me every damn time I sense that you are also here. Every time that I hear your obnoxious laugh, every time I go in the bathroom and see that state it is in, or rather THE FUCKING WASTELAND that is our kitchen, as you seem to still occasionally clean the bathroom. I WOULD SAY THAT YOU ARE A CANCER ON MY LIFE, A JACKAL PICKING AT MY BRAIN, AND THAT I HATE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT, but while that is all true, it would also involve tarnishing an awesome quote with the grossness that is your continued existence. Also, right now I can't tell if your stupid boyfriend is gone yet. At least I didn't have to listen to you two have sex again last night, thank the heavens for that small mercy.

DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE HER MOVE OUT. PLEASE MAKE HER FAIL UNIVERSITY AND LEAVE. PLEASE MAKE HER STUPID BOYFRIEND MAKE HER MOVE IN WITH HIM??

EDITED TO ADD: lolol, so I wrote a pissy ALLCAPS status thing on FB basically wishing syphilis and a bad sexlife amongst others to Sabrina and her dude to vent AND MY MOM JUST CALLED ME FROM BANGKOK ABOUT IT. And wanted me to delete it because she doesn't like "the hateful way" it makes me look and what it reflects on me. Uh. While I guess I can see where she is coming from, I still think that it is my FB and my right to post whatever, and as far as I can remember, I don't really have any important RL people to worry about seeing it? I sure as hell wouldn't do it if I had Leo Burnett people added, but I doubt that the BK Mag crew give a shit. But I replaced it with something else now. Hope this is enough, Ma!

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Date: 2009-04-01 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acidcocktail.livejournal.com
OH GOTT, sie klingt wie BRATZE 2009!!! ich mein "ich dachte das waren meine von LETZTER WOCHE" - gerade bei perishable stuff like erdbeeren sieht man doch SOFORT ob die alt und yucky oder neu und YUMMI sind!! aber anscheinend fehlts dort akut an GEHIRN!! XD du kannst bei mir einziehn, ich bin gaaaaaaaaaanz ordentlich! :D

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Date: 2009-04-01 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com
Die Erdbeeren Geschichte werd ich ne Weile lang ned vergessen, es ist so assig, dass es einfach nur noch geil ist *headdesk* lol ich glaub ich hätts sogar OHNE Brille gesehen, dass die Dinger noch in Ordnung wären XD

Ahahaha danke für das Angebot ;DD Ich müsste aber mich dann extremst mit Antihistaminen zudopen wegen deine kitties though ;DD (WIE GROß SIND SIE SCHOOON :DDD)

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