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kaiserkuchenSABRINA, YOU DIRTY DUMB WHORE. IN WHAT WORLD IS IT OKAY TO A) RANDOMLY THROW MY FRESH STRAWBERRIES I BOUGHT ON MONDAY OUT (fuck you, I checked and they are still good and I sure as hell took them out of that open faced bag you are abusing for your 'trash'. MY BREAKFAST!!) and B) USE MY TOOTHPASTE, AND IN SUCH AN UNSUBTLE WAY THAT I NOTICE IT (aka my fingers were covered in toothpaste the next time I flipped the tube open.) IS EVEN DOING THIS IN A SNEAKY WAY TOO HARD FOR YOU? BITCH YOU USE CHANEL BEAUTY PRODUCTS, SPRING THE GODDAMN 2€ FOR SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE.
AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE SELFISH WAY YOU ARE SHOVING ALL YOUR CRAP IN THE FRIDGE? Are you somehow punishing me for not cleaning the dust and dreck THAT YOU SWEPT IN OUR COMMON AREA (WHICH, BTW IS FUCKING DISGUSTING)?? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH. Words can never truly describe the seething mass of hate that overtakes me every damn time I sense that you are also here. Every time that I hear your obnoxious laugh, every time I go in the bathroom and see that state it is in, or rather THE FUCKING WASTELAND that is our kitchen, as you seem to still occasionally clean the bathroom. I WOULD SAY THAT YOU ARE A CANCER ON MY LIFE, A JACKAL PICKING AT MY BRAIN, AND THAT I HATE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT, but while that is all true, it would also involve tarnishing an awesome quote with the grossness that is your continued existence. Also, right now I can't tell if your stupid boyfriend is gone yet. At least I didn't have to listen to you two have sex again last night, thank the heavens for that small mercy.
DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE HER MOVE OUT. PLEASE MAKE HER FAIL UNIVERSITY AND LEAVE. PLEASE MAKE HER STUPID BOYFRIEND MAKE HER MOVE IN WITH HIM??
EDITED TO ADD: lolol, so I wrote a pissy ALLCAPS status thing on FB basically wishing syphilis and a bad sexlife amongst others to Sabrina and her dude to vent AND MY MOM JUST CALLED ME FROM BANGKOK ABOUT IT. And wanted me to delete it because she doesn't like "the hateful way" it makes me look and what it reflects on me. Uh. While I guess I can see where she is coming from, I still think that it is my FB and my right to post whatever, and as far as I can remember, I don't really have any important RL people to worry about seeing it? I sure as hell wouldn't do it if I had Leo Burnett people added, but I doubt that the BK Mag crew give a shit. But I replaced it with something else now. Hope this is enough, Ma!
AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE SELFISH WAY YOU ARE SHOVING ALL YOUR CRAP IN THE FRIDGE? Are you somehow punishing me for not cleaning the dust and dreck THAT YOU SWEPT IN OUR COMMON AREA (WHICH, BTW IS FUCKING DISGUSTING)?? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH. Words can never truly describe the seething mass of hate that overtakes me every damn time I sense that you are also here. Every time that I hear your obnoxious laugh, every time I go in the bathroom and see that state it is in, or rather THE FUCKING WASTELAND that is our kitchen, as you seem to still occasionally clean the bathroom. I WOULD SAY THAT YOU ARE A CANCER ON MY LIFE, A JACKAL PICKING AT MY BRAIN, AND THAT I HATE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT, but while that is all true, it would also involve tarnishing an awesome quote with the grossness that is your continued existence. Also, right now I can't tell if your stupid boyfriend is gone yet. At least I didn't have to listen to you two have sex again last night, thank the heavens for that small mercy.
DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE HER MOVE OUT. PLEASE MAKE HER FAIL UNIVERSITY AND LEAVE. PLEASE MAKE HER STUPID BOYFRIEND MAKE HER MOVE IN WITH HIM??
EDITED TO ADD: lolol, so I wrote a pissy ALLCAPS status thing on FB basically wishing syphilis and a bad sexlife amongst others to Sabrina and her dude to vent AND MY MOM JUST CALLED ME FROM BANGKOK ABOUT IT. And wanted me to delete it because she doesn't like "the hateful way" it makes me look and what it reflects on me. Uh. While I guess I can see where she is coming from, I still think that it is my FB and my right to post whatever, and as far as I can remember, I don't really have any important RL people to worry about seeing it? I sure as hell wouldn't do it if I had Leo Burnett people added, but I doubt that the BK Mag crew give a shit. But I replaced it with something else now. Hope this is enough, Ma!
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Date: 2009-04-01 11:51 am (UTC)DU solltest sie eigenhändig rausschmeißen (exekutieren wäre auch nett ^^)
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Date: 2009-04-01 11:57 am (UTC)'Ich dachte, das waren meine von letzer Woche! Und ich wollte nicht, dass sie vergammeln! Ooops, waren das deine??'
HAST DU KEINE AUGEN??? UND KEIN GEDÄCHTNIS?? ICH HAB SIE MONTAGS GEKAUFT. SIE WAREN ROT UND REIF UND NICHT AM VERWESEN. (AUSSERDEM SIND MEINE SACHEN IMMER AUF DER RECHTEN SEITE VOM KÜHLSCHRANK. SIEHST DU DAS SYSTEM NICHT??
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH deswegen kann ich nicht mit ihr face-to-face reden. SO EIN BULLSHIIIIIIIT :|
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Date: 2009-04-01 12:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 03:34 pm (UTC)Ahahaha danke für das Angebot ;DD Ich müsste aber mich dann extremst mit Antihistaminen zudopen wegen deine kitties though ;DD (WIE GROß SIND SIE SCHOOON :DDD)
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Date: 2009-04-01 12:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 12:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 12:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 12:29 pm (UTC)And ahaha, thanks, this is basically done through pouring all my vitriol into these rant-y posts. NOTHING BETTERS A MOOD MORE (since talking with her doesn't work, and I am not quite that kind of dick who would complain about her to the dorm admin. I mean, that would take a whole extra level of WTF, and thankfully she is just a garden variety ASS and SLOB *sigh*)
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Date: 2009-04-01 11:38 pm (UTC)I either want nice and clean people or no one at all, I think!
Ugh, she won't even change after talking about it? So not cool.
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Date: 2009-04-01 02:48 pm (UTC)Also, my mom joined FB and wants me to add her as a friend. Her company made everybody get one for some stupid reason, and, though she insisted that she would really use hers/doesn't really care about it, she's hung up on me not friending her (when she hasn't even requested to be my friend - she wants me to find her, but there are several people with her name and a few of them don't have pictures). Ugh.
My aunt joined it earlier this month too and tried to friend me. My hang-up is that they're older family members who I've seen as authority figures. I can friend my cousin or my sister, because they're my age. But my aunt and my mom? I'd have to tailor my FB account and hide a ton of stuff :(
In other words: it's awesome that you're friends with your mom on FB. HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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Date: 2009-04-01 02:49 pm (UTC)^wouldn't really use hers.
Sorry, just woke up.
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Date: 2009-04-01 03:11 pm (UTC)I very calmly pointed out, that while I love them, there was no way in hell I was adding them to facebook. I know some people have a separate families and friends FB profiles, would that work for you?
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Date: 2009-04-01 03:26 pm (UTC)Ahahaha what?? She wants you to find her of your own volition, just for extra hassle?? ahahah oh man XDD. It really is strange to have to be in the situation to decline one's ELDER RELATIVES 'add request' lol oooh do I ever know the feeling. It's weird on my FB now that I have a smattering of ~older generation~ FB friends, come to think of it, a bunch of my Ma's and Dad's colleagues that knew me since I was a bratling have it now too, I just keep forgetting because they never really use it, so in a way they don't count? My mother also is hardly a FB user, which is a good part of why we have no problems. I think the only reason why she found out was that my Stepdad saw and told her-- and HE is the biggest FB addict ever, keeps sending me all these stupid app invites too >_>;;
And to answer your question, the rest of why it works so swimmingly for me on FB w/out having to tailor much is that the only real things she has problems with are basically if I curse too much and am too crude (in places where she can see lolol) or post too many hardcore party pics (...which never really happens anyways). I do remember loling at her kind of remarking to me in a scandalized way about how many people!!1 a friend of mine who also has Ma added has, and the amount of party pics she posted-- which weren't much tbqh ("Shouldn't she be doing work for uni!!" "...Maaaaa >_>")
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Date: 2009-04-01 03:05 pm (UTC)AND MAY I JUST SAY THAT I LOVE YOUR STATUS UPDATES. THEY ARE LIKE A BREATH OF AMERICAN FRESH AIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF GERMAN BABBLE! (I weiss du bist nicht Amerikanerin aber du schreibst dort ja in Englisch und es erinnert mich an RBR!)
I am soooo glad that my parents/extended family aren't on fb. My sister is bad enough, and she tried to get my mom to join once! NOT COOL.
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Date: 2009-04-01 03:31 pm (UTC)Ahahah TY TY, I try~~ Und boaah ich bin so froh um meine spam ladies auf RBR die ich auch auf FB hab, ist alles viiiiiel zu geil :DD MMMH SPAM ♥ Speaking of RBR, hast du Courant's April Fool's Day Thumpin FST schon gesehen?? XDD Zu geil~~
Relatives on FB can be so strange... Lol I remember that I was actually the one who set up my mom's profile and everything. Ahh, that was a hassle (MOM YOU NEED TO GIVE ME DECENT ANSWERS FOR YOUR INTERESTS AND SHIT OKAYYY)
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Date: 2009-04-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 03:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 04:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-01 08:46 pm (UTC).........and I would recommend you guys make that cleaning schedule post haste, nothing drives the tension up than seething at Roomie X for some perceived cleaning oversight, oh man. Good luck though, dude!
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Date: 2009-04-01 05:12 pm (UTC)IT'S SO WEIRD WHEN I POST THINGS TO MY FB STATUS ABOUT SCUMBAGS AND ALL MY NON-RBR FRIENDS ARE LIKE "WTF WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME NAMES".
/EPIC SPAM
I forgot where I was for a moment :D
But seriously, your strawberries? Idk how produce is priced there but if someone threw out a tub of strawberries I had just bought, I would've shanked them on the spot because that shit is like $6.
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Date: 2009-04-01 08:49 pm (UTC)And ikrrrr?? My poor strawberries :/ They weren't pricey ones, thank god or I would've really flipped, but ones that were like ~2€?? I was still like 'MY BREAKFAST DD:' this morning though lolol
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Date: 2009-04-01 07:12 pm (UTC)in case you want to come over and stay at my place: you are very welcome. :D
T-THAT ICON <33
Date: 2009-04-01 08:51 pm (UTC)And lol thanks for the offer, would've done so I think if I wasn't already heading off to Carmen'sssss tomorrow already ahhh I need to pack, we're waking up at 5AM TOMORROW AHHHHHHH
Re: T-THAT ICON <33
Date: 2009-04-02 11:42 am (UTC)RIGHT, YES, HAVE FUN THEN!!!!
<3!