Good job, dude!

[kaiserkuchen]

PRO TIPS ON HOW NOT TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION:

The setting: Cam Uni Fest, music blaring, alcohol flowing, people already drunk before midnight
Dramatis personae: Joachim, Michi(birthday boooooy), moi and 'Andreas', a vague acquaintance of Joachim from uni

ANDREAS: *suddenly stumbles up to us and smacks Joachim on the ass*
MICHI & ME: ..............O.o;;
JOACHIM: *....introduces us all*
ANDREAS: *obviously wasted out of his mind* Suuuup!! *leers at Michi, then me* SO where are you from??
ME: Bangkok.
ANDREAS: WHAT? HONG KONG??
ME: No, BANGKOK. Thailand.
ANDREAS. OOOH THAILAND. ...SEX TOURISM!!! *points* I hear that they have *leeeeer* great... tracts of land. And sex tourism!
JOACHIM, MICHI & ME: ..................................uh. Wow.

OTHER HIGHLIGHTS:
ANDREAS: I have 490 friends on studivz.net and I only get invited to, like, one party per year!
JOACHIM: ...and you don't suppose there's a reason for this, right?

~*~
ANDREAS: *looking suspicious, sidling up to Michi, attempt at another ass-smacking*
MICHI: *twitch* ...safety distance, please.

~*~
ME: *holding my drink*
ANDREAS: *poke* ...your fingernails.
ME: ...yeeees?
ANDREAS: ...are pretty.
ME: ...thank you?

IN OTHER NEWS: my feet hurt, Joachim showed us a delicious Würstelstand and I think I shall go to bed now. WOO