Ninjas STILL can't catch you if you're on fire

.....DDD: sorry for being triggering, I guess?? But yeah, with all the number crunching that you can do re:weight and what is supposedly health and what isn't, you could pretty much set any arbitrary number and manage to halfway defend it :| I just thought it was okay as a kind of 'WELL YOU ALWAYS KNEW YOU ARE SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE SLOPE OF BEING A LAZY BUM, SELF, HERE HAVE SOME OFFICIAL SOUNDING NUMBERS TO MOTIVATE YOU OTHERWISE'

but oooh! Belly dancing! How long did you use to do it? Did you have the swank outfit and uh, jingly belly-attache thing?