Ninjas STILL can't catch you if you're on fire

DUUUUUUUUDE I THINK THE POSITIVE VIBES WORKED I GOT EEEEEEEET AHHHH POSSIBLY SUPER PIMPING FUTURE, HERE IS MY FIRST STEP IN YOUR DIRECTION! EMBRACE ME AND PRESS ME TO YOUR CAPITALISTIC BOSOM OF MATERIAL DESIRES PLZZZZ :DD

SO LET'S SEE THIS AS A SIGN THAT YOUR STUFF WILL ALL WORK OUT TOO DUDE THE US GOVERNMENT WILL CLEARLY BE AN EVEN BETTER PLACE WITH A CLASSY AWESOMESAUCE LADY LIKE YOU IN IT (AND YOU CAN GIVE US INSIDER GOSS!!1) I HEREBY CALL DIBS ON LIKE A SMUGGLED WH OFFICE SUPPLY PEN OR SOMETHING OKAY BTW

AND I'VE SAID IT TO C/mcollinknight TOO, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER RIGHT NOW MAN LOOK AT US ALL SCATTERED IN DIFF COUNTRIES, YET ALL UNITED UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF UNI AND WAAAAAAAAAAAH MY FUTURE DESTINY!!1 STRESS. TALK ABOUT YOUR UNIVERSAL CONCERNS EH??

I HOPE THAT UGGGH DUDE LEFT SOON! HOW DARE HE TAINT THE TRANQUIL ZONE OF THE COM LAB WITH HIS WAVES OF OOZING AWKWARDNESS. A POX ON HIM AND HIS UH, FAMILY I GUESS. MAYBE THEY'RE SECRETLY NICE?? SO I SHALL JUST RESTRICT THE INTERNET SMITING TO HIM SPECIFICALLY


OKAY NOW I NEED TO GO OBSESSIVELY REFRESH OUR UNI COURSE SIGNUP PAGE AHH THE SYSTEM CRASHED THREE TIMES ALREADY TODAY AHH FUCKERSS FUCKERS FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSS