MOTHERFUCK

Why are stupid things continuing to happen to meeeee?? Self in 2008, I thought you paid for this month's internet??? WHY WAS I SUDDENLY CUT OFF AT NOON DAMMIT IT ATE MY AWESOMELY LONG COMMENT TO SOMEONE and now I have to wait until Wednesday evening to even get a chance to pay. THIS IS NOT UP TO MY ADDICT NEEDS OKAY, WORLD?? And why aren't there any free plugs in the Starbucks I am in at the moment. Must you keep crapping on me, life?

And the Couscous prawn salad at Vapiano today with Hazel tasted like crap, too. Waste of 8,50€, gaaaah. At least I can maybe get stuff done now (LOL NO). At the very least I intend to doodle some punditry crap, traveling on Saturday had me entertaining mental pictures of the guys genderswitched. ANDREA COOPER AND JOAN STEWART, UH HUH *is lame, yes*

INTERNETS, TRY NOT TO BE TOO AWESOME IN MY ABSENCE OKAY.

OH WAIT, NOW A PLUG IS FREE. FUCK YEAH SBUCKS HERRENGASSE YOU'LL BE SEEING ME FOR A WHILE UHUHU :D