Too much awesome, cannot cope!

I HAVE TO MEET MY GROUP "TODAY" (oops 1AM) AT 4PM UGHHHH WILL I BE ABLE TO CORRAL MY HOMICIDAL URGES?? Only time will tell! I did ask our Teach some follow-up questions, so I at least know how much we are supposed to do. The real trick will be getting everyone to do it in a manner not resembling a steaming pile of shit that I will have to spend all my time editing. Ugh. I preemptively want to choke them allllll!

BUT the point of this post- have some awesome links of endless entertainment, so that I can finally switch off my computer again and clear off all my FF tabs:

PUNDITRY CLASSICS ON YOUTUBE:
TY TY Epic FB spam post for the ♥!
Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert singing the American national anthem. ...I have never heard Steve sing before!
Even Stevphen -"Halloween" ...I WANT CANDYYY 8( ♥
Even Stevphen -"Reality TV" ...Whatever will happen next! I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY COMA.
TDS "Prince Charles Scandal" ...Clemens asked me for some funny youtube links, so I sent him this and the following with the remark that if he didn't find it in some way utterly hilarious, I can no longer be friends with him. He didn't reply back. DUN DUN DUNNNN. Well okay, he did. He wrote 'was ist ein spanky machine'. Uhhhh.
TDS "So You're Living in a Police State" ...WHY HAD I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?? apple_scruffer, you have enriched my life, man!
TDS "Pitch" ...not a YT link, BUT DON'T CARE. Also, our spam actions on FB have really kind of cemented most of the dialogue that wasn't already half-buried into my long-term memory. IF I FAIL COMMUNICATIONS LAW AFTER THE HOLIDAYS, I KNOW WHO TO BLAAAAAAME :D!

ACTING WITH JAMES FRANCO:
..........how did I never see these before?? Oh my god I love this guy SO MUCH MORE NOW.
EPISODE 1: SENSE MEMORY ...THEY ARE SO ADORABLE. His poor brother :DD And this is just hilarious ♥ TOBEY THE CAAAAAT!
EPISODE 2: GREEN SCREEN ...the abuse he puts his brother through, bwaaaaahahahahaha :DD "THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA DODGE A TYRANNOSAURUS REX??"
EPISODE 3: SCENE WORK ..."ACTORS ACT. ACTORS SNIFF JACKETS!"
A Message From James Franco's Mom .........*DYING* (also, cute childhood picssss)

RECENT SPN CON SQUEE AND LINKS:
Man, this looks like it was a pretty great one!
Jensen telling a Jared story
Bits of a CON report! juice817's whole journal can basically be checked out for tasty, tasty nuggets of glorious information!
"Dear Jensen, Sorry For Thinking About You in Bed. -The World. ...bwahahaha.
:D :D :D ..."own wrap party", uhuhuhu :D
More on Misha! ...seriously, his answer to the Kiefer Sutherland question even made Migel crack up when I forced him to listen to my squee over Skype!
This is where I got that sms idea from, Olga ;D ...also with links to the Con Wiki!
And some pictures! ...SERIOUSLY, OH BOYS ♥. Supernatural makes so so happy, you guys!

CHRIST ON A CRACKER OF TINY DANCING FISHES!!!

THE BAKK1 GRADES ARE IN.


I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING 1-ER!!!! I ACED IT!! FULL MARKS!!


OLGA, DRINKS AND WHATEVER YOU WANT ON ME!


(and haaaah Clemens got a 3-er! I beat him! Yessssssss)

I curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

For bitchery and completion's sake, and so that I can also start forgetting how unpleasant and vaguely humiliated I felt about this, a quick recounting of our UE PR group meeting today!

Lena, one of the girls who along with old swede dude said per email they were pro-Medienanalyse method was early. So I started chattering to her a bit about my plans for the meeting, since I figured I had an ally of sorts in her. But little did I know that once we were all seated, all the fuckers would PULL A FUCKING MUTINY ON ME. "I really think a Befragung would be a better method!" "Oh yes, I agree, it would much better serve our purposes!" -- and to my objections of how last minute this is, why nothing of substance was presented during this whole week if everyone was so gung-ho for it, how crap we would look in comparison to the other groups, how much more ahead they are and what a difference it would undoubtedly make, were basically drowned out. And it now sounded like I was the dick who didn't believe in the group (WELL YOU GUYS DIDN'T REALLY GIVE ME MUCH HOPE TO WORK WITH), who was the killjoy disturbing everyone's hilarious time, the pedantic asshole who kept writing emails that no one would read anyways (thanks for that info by the way, Sven C! Like that was such a surprise, coming from you). And to make matters even better, as if my current position in the group wasn't already teetering on the edge-- Wido, who was sitting on the mezzanine above us, decided that it was hilarious to throw his balled up sugar packets down at me. THANKS FOR THAT LAST PUSH INTO LOOKING EVEN MORE LÄCHERLICH AND PATHETIC DUDE, SERIOUSLY IT WAS JUST THE FINAL TOUCH OF HUMILIATION THAT WAS MISSING.

We did manage to bang out some questions and divide the labor in the hour and a half of the meeting though, the others will be doing the actual asking Favoritener their opinion, and this other chick and I will be analyzing the date and typing up the end report. All in all, a favorable end to this steaming crap mound (for now). I guess I've learned that it is just too much to wish for, having a group project that can be efficiently decided per email (we can work together, it's been proven! But why not a few days earlier??). And I've had a refresher course in how ~wonderful~ it feels to know that one has united the group in basically viewing you in contempt and condescension. I mean, I'm not looking for new BFFs in this group either, but ohh, the feeling still rankles like hell.

UGHHHHHHH that felt good to get out. Off to look at spam/porn to cheer me up!