GREETINGS FROM NORTHERN GERMANY

ONLY ONE MORE DAY LEFT BEFORE I HAVE TO LEAVE BAAAAW D: Man, it was hella awesome so far and I seriously have seen so much, and have also spent so much money on postcards, so assorted people shall probably be getting some soon! And by soon I mean in the next two weeks once I finally motivate myself to fill them out, then another few days of delay as I forget to get to the post office in team. Like usual, you know :DDb

Still, before I go into detail about my awesome northern adventures (I will totally try and upload pictures this time!!1), I feel the urge to share with you my intensely traumatic movie experience of two days ago. Also known as "Martyrs" by Pascal Laugier. No lies, this is now officially THE ABSOLUTELY MOST HIDEOUS AND DISGUSTING SICK SICK SICK SHIT I HAVE EVER SET MY EYES UPON. I don't give a damn that apparently all the French horror movie fans are apparently collectively creaming their pants over this dreck, but seriously. We ended up watching it till the bitter end, in the vain hope of some form of resolution, but what came was the equivalent of crapping in your already craptacular sundae of crap, and sprinkling it with tiny, tiny bits of turd. It lures you in with the appearance of being a kickass Kill Bill-esque girl gets revenge on the people who abducted and tortured her for no apparent reason yeaaaars ago flick, but oh nooo. ( I WILL NEVER GET THESE TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK, WHICH IS WHY I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS IN DETAIL DD: )

AND TO END THIS ON A POSITIVE NOTE: WE ALSO WATCHED MONSTERS VS. ALIENS TODAY AND IT WAS SUPER CUTE, EVEN IN THE GERMAN DUB! I WANT AN INSECTOSAURUS-FLY AND AN ESCARGOTSAURUS AND BOB AND BASICALLY EVERYONE, THEY WERE SO AWESOME ♥ ♥