ZOUNDS I AM LETIRED

[kaiserkuchen]

I'M BAAAaaaAAaaaAAAAAaCKkkKK <-- that formatting choice is actually a somewhat accurate depiction of how much my voice is currently cracking. Dad managed to gift me with a final farewell-gift besides the admittedly super awesome mounds of DRIED DELICIOUS FRUIT-- his goddamn cough and sore throat. Managed to get some last minute meds before I got onto the plane, but still basically am coughing and hacking and wheezing my way through life at the moment. UGHHHH. But it is basically a fitting sickness to have given the current depressing and GRAYGRAYGRAAAAY weather that Vienna is all about at the moment. I WAS IN THE TROPICS BARELY A DAY A GO :(( DO WANT THAT BACK INSTEAD OF THIS. Also managed to share a seat-row with this amazing douche, who snitted at me for telling him to switch off his damn phone as the plane was fricken half in the air already and he was still yammering away. I mean, I realize that one switched on plane won't plunge us all into death and disaster, but they're the rules for a reason! And his snooty 'well did YOU switch off your phone' 'as a matter of fact I did. Because that's what the signs say. You know, the RULES.' 'well isn't that NICE of you' 'I know, right? (mental shaz theater: GO SHOVE AN IN-FLIGHT MAG UP YOUR ASS YOU DIIICK)' and etc. I thankfully was asleep for most of the 12 hour flight, but every time I woke up and stared at Asshole Dude, I entertained myself by trying to come up with a creative inner monologue that was cursing him out. He also had this creepy tendency to read whatever he was reading out loud and in this quick whisper-murmer thing. Ugh.

But! Got here early this morning, lazed around a bit, actually unpacked on the first day(!!), managed to unlock my Austrian SIM card again (lol), discovered I had not paid the internet for this month, watched some Mad Men to distract me from my stupidity and make the day past faster. IT IS A FAB SHOW, JESUS CHRIST ~*JON HAMM*~ DO ME PLZ ♥. And everybody is smoking and coughing all the damn time at Sterling Cooper, which made me feel right at home coughing along with the actors on screen |Db After that I finally restocked on groceries and hung out with Carmen a bit and basically presented her with a mini fashion show of all the schwag I brought this trip and her Mitbringsel. IT WAS STILL ALL UNDER 22kgs, I am shocked and in awe~~

OOH IT IS ELEVEN PM/FIVE AM ALREADY I THINK SLEEP IS CALLINGggggggggggggggggg

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[apple-scruffer.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO WHISPER-READ, I WANT TO KICK THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE OMGGGGGGG. ON MY FLIGHT TO CHICAGO, I WAS NEXT TO THIS MARRIED COUPLE WHO WERE ALL 'OMG LOOK AT US WE'RE PERFECT AND WONDERFUL AND HAY LOOK AT ME WAVING MY COFFEE AROUND LIKE MAD WHO CARES IF IT SPILLS EVERY - OH, WHOOPS, WAS THAT YOUR SKYMALL MAGAZINE? OKAY, I DIDN'T THINK SO ANYWAY LA LA LA' AND I'M LIKE 'D: D: D: D: D:!'



(SIDENOTE: THERE'S THIS WEIRD-LOOKING KID SITTING IN FRONT OF ME WHO KEEPS PLAYING THE SAME FIFTEEN SECONDS OF A VIDEO OF GIRLS DANCING AT LIKE A HOMECOMING OR SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND IT'S RIDICULOUSLY CREEPY AND OH MY GOD WHY DOES HIS MUSIC HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING LOUD I WILL FUCKING ~END YOU~ I BET YOUR BALLS HAVEN'T EVEN DROPPED YET YOU BABY DON'T BE GIVING ME THIS BULLSHIT I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. SOMEWHERE IN DC, RAHM SMILES (BECAUSE OF SOMEONE USING BAD LANGUAGE) AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY.)

ANYWAY ~YAY~ FOR INNER MONOLOGUES, I AM OSSUM AT THOSE AND USE THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. PERSONALLY, I BLAME JD ON 'SCRUBS' BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS LIKE 'OMG DREEM TYMES NAO' AND I'M LIKE 'OMFG THAT IS SO OSSUM WHY CAN'T ~I~ HAVE AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION LIKE THAT, I THINK I WILL BUY MYSELF ONE.'

UHM, THE POINT OF THIS IS, I JUST FINISHED TYPING OUT A WAY-TOO-LONG JOURNALISM TRANSCRIPTION, AND NOW I GET TO READ fandomsecrets AND WHINE WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY THAT ARE RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. YAY. :D :D :D

THANK YOU JETLAG AND MY ROOMIE'S SCREAMING MATCH ON HER PHONE THAT I AM AWAKE SINCE 8AM

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

I WAS SO UNNERVED AT FIRST, I THOUGHT HE WAS CHANTING SOME ARCANE RITUAL OR SOMETHING, BUT NO PROBABLY SOME NOVEL IN POLISH OR CZECH OR (RANDOM EASTERN BLOC LANGUAGE I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE THAT AT LEAST WASN'T RUSSIAN, THAT MUCH I COULD SEE). AND UGH PEOPLE WHO ENCROACH ON THE HOLY SPACE OF A TINY ECONOMY SEAT UGH THOSE BASTARDS WHO KEEP HOGGING ARMRESTS AND SPREADING THEIR DAMN LEGS LIKE THEY ARE THE CARRIER OF BALLS THE SIZE OF ROTTEN MAGGOT INFESTED CANTALOUPES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.

(....AS TO THAT SIDENOTE, GOOD LORD THAT ~IS~ INTENSELY CREEPY AND SOMETIMES IT IS ALWAYS GOOD NOT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FELLOW COM LAB USERS SPEND THEIR TIME ON LOLOL BUT YES RAHM APPROVES OF YOUR PROFANITY-LANCED RANT. YOU'RE MAKING US AND HIM PROUD BB, OH YES :DD)

YEEEEEEEEEEESS JD AND HIS AWESOME FANTASIES AND STUPID UNICORN ~JOURNAL~ THAT HAS A SWORD ON IT'S HEAD AND kjafsfdsh. TRUFAX: EVERYTIME I SEE MANGO BODY BUTTER I STILL LOL (AND WANT TO LOOK FOR BAGELS) AND EVERY TIME I HEAR THE WORD 'REALLY' I HAVE TO PICTURE COX GOING AT IT ALL 'RE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEALLY' :DDD. AHH SCRUBS, YOU BE GOOD TIMES-- SERIOUSLY TURK AND JD'S RELATIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME BROMANCES OR RATHER BRO-MARRIAGES EVERRRR. SO MFEO, GOD. (BROWN BEAAAAAAAAAAAAR)

FANDOMSECRETS ALWAYS EITHER DEPRESSES OR IRRITATES ME, THE LATTER MOSTLY BECAUSE I ALWAYS WANT TO SEE ALL THE COMMENTS, BUT BY THE TIME I SCROLL DOWN I FORGET WHICH NUMBERS ARE FOR WHICH SECRETS AND YEAH.

Re: THANK YOU JETLAG AND MY ROOMIE'S SCREAMING MATCH ON HER PHONE THAT I AM AWAKE SINCE 8AM

[apple-scruffer.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL 'HI, I'M A GUY. MAKE ROOM FOR MAH BAAAAAAALLS.'

'D: D: D:!'

I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT SITTING NEXT TO ANYONE ON MY WAY TO NY LOLOLOL.

OMFG I CAN'T SAY 'REALLY' ANYMORE WITHOUT STRETCHING IT OUT TO ~AT LEAST~ FOUR SYLLABLES, SEVEN IF IT'S A GOOD DAY. AND OMFFFFFFFFFFFFF TURK/JD FTW although I may kind of ship JD/Cox just a little bit OHMYGOD DO NOT JUDGE MEEEEEEEEE. THEIR GUY LOVE IS SO GUY LOVE. ♥♥♥♥♥

AND OMF FANDOMSECRETS ACTUALLY HAD A SWC ONE!!! IT WAS ALL 'OMG WE'VE HAD 30 EPS AND A FILM, WHY HAVEN'T WE HAD A CHUCK/GEOFFREY KISS? D: D: D: IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE AGAINST IT OR ANYTHING,' AND THEN THERE'S A SCREENCAP FROM 'DOWN IN THE BASEMENT', AHUHUHU. THE THING ACTUALLY MADE MY FUCKING ~DAY~, I TELL YOU. THIS FUCKING COMMENT DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GODDAMN SWEARS.

I HAVE NO MORE SCRUBS ICONS DAMN

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

NOOO I totally understand what you mean-- JD/TURK is the love that permeates everything in Scrubs, yet the ~SEXUAL TENSION~ between JD/Cox cannot be ignored. NEVER FEAR, I HAVE PROBABLY READ THE SAME YULETIDE FIC AS YOU AND DO NOT JUDGE :DD

I ACTUALLY WENT ON F!S BECAUSE YOU MENTIONED IT AND SAW THAT ONE SECRET TOO heeeeeeeee yay for fucking day making, GODDAMN!

[karenknismesis.livejournal.com]

WHY HELLO THAR!!

~~WELCOME BACK COXER~~ :D :D

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

HELLO HELLO I'M BAAAAACK WAS THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT SAFE IN MY ABSENCE?? :D :D :D

[karenknismesis.livejournal.com]

I THINK SO BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK :DDD