Once you start spamming, you can't stop!

[kaiserkuchen]

God, has not getting all that much sleep yesterday been ever so worth it. Had an absolutely fabulous time last night spamming away on FB with ♥mah ladies♥ (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ALL ARE :DD), though I am sorry I started lagging after a while, as my ultimate dude partner in crime and best photobuddy EVERRR Migel started into the fray too, and I got distracted uploading an album of our ~greatest photo hits~ together. WHOEVER LOOKS AT IT, YOU KNOW IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO BE BRILLIANT ;D Man, if he and I ever live in the same country at the same time again, it is going to be so damn EPIC. Our summer sessions these past few years have been awesome enough!

And speaking of spam and all things RBR-related, behind the cut I present to you a piece of POP CULTURE that I now own. Mwahahaha!

...I WAS ALREADY SPENDING 20€ ON WATCHMEN OKAY, I COULDN'T RESIST GETTING THIS TOO. Also, I wasn't even the one who bugged my non-fandom friends to take the picture, they made me do it (...not like I protested much? OR AT ALL uhuhuhu)


ALSO, apple_scruffer: I FINALLY GOT YOUR POSTCARD! It is radiating Americanness and phallicness right next to my printer at them moment, thank you so much bb!

ALSO ALSO, a final link for you guys: THE MOST PURPLE PROSE IN THE WORLDDDD. Just read it. The mind, IT BOGGLE AND CANNOT DEAL XDD

LASTLY, because that 'final link' was a filthy lie, something that made the part of me that secretly still loves Naruto and is waiting for it to get better-- THE SHIPPU! KONOHA GAKUEN DEN! SPECIAL, by which they mean, NARUTO HIGHSCHOOL AU!!!!! I shit you not, it is glorious fanservice supreme, and I got such a kick of seeing the characters all school-ified! LEE AS A SOCCER PLAYER! Naruto as a gangstaaaa! Kakashi and his mask! BUT THE SAND SIBLINGS TAKE THE FUCKING CAKE. Fantasticccc ♥

Comments

[apple-scruffer.livejournal.com]

LOL PHALLIC. IKR. XD XD XD

AND OMG OBAMA IN COMIC FORM FTW. \o/\o/\o/ I actually saw a bunch of guys selling them on the streets of NYC, and I was like 'Seriously tempted....uhmnothankyou.' Mostly because they were selling them out of the trunks of their cars. SOMETHING SHIFTY'S GOING ON HERE PEOPLE.

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

AND MULTICOLORED, EVEN! :DD

HEEE I got my ~legit~ woo woo :D And in English even haah no German translation for me, fools!

ALSO WHY AM I STILL AT HOME I MEANT TO LEAVE AN HOUR AGO AHHH SHOWER SHOWER *zoooooooms*

[gwy.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT PROSE IS HORRIBLE. I MEAN. WHO PUBLISHES CRAP LIKE THAT OMG..

you are so cute :D ♥

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

HER TONGUE WAS A FERRET, AN ANEMONE, A FOX CAUGHT IN THE TEETH OF A TIGER :D :D Einfach schrecklich oder???

D'awwww thanks :"> EIN BISSCHEN RUMGEPOSE MUSS JA SEIN~~

[jorajo.livejournal.com]

OMG.

HAVE I MENTIONED LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU? BECAUSE I DO. AND ALL MY RBRERS.

ALSO, YOUR EPIC SPAMMING IS LIKE, 90% OF MY FB MAIN PAGE NOW, SINCE THEY DECIDED TO LET EVERYONE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY SPY ON THE GOINGS-ON OF THEIR FRIENDS.

THAT'S NOT A COMPLAINT TOWARD YOU, BTW, BUT FB, AND I AM JUST JEALZ THAT I WAS NOT A PART OF THE SPAMMING.

:D

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

LOL PART OF WHY I COULD JOIN ON THE SPAM TRAIN WAS DUE TO THE FB STALKER FUNCTION ALERTING ME TO SUCH HAPPENINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE, OTHERWISE I AM ALWAYS COCKBLOCKED BY TIMEZONES AND MY TENDENCY TO BLANKLY STARE AT THE LAPTOP SCREEN AND HOPE FOR SOME NEW FIC EPIC TO SUDDENLY SPROUT UP SO I CAN READ IT AND DISTRACT MYSELF FROM EVERYTHING FOR 3 HOURS :Db

THERE WILL BE MORE SPAMMING OVER THE HORIZON AND THEN YOU SHALL SURELY ALSO BE A PART OF THE GREATNESS, THIS I KNOW TO BE TRUE ♥

[laliandra.livejournal.com]

I am full of pining WOE that I cannot see all the spam. But it is delightful to know that it is going on...

OMG THAT COMIC. HEE!

The purple prose. I... I think it broke my brain. Just... HOLY CRAP.

&hearts!

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

Ah! This can be remedied by a good fbooking! If you have other RBR members added you can probably get me by process of elimination? But if not, my full name is somewhere in the comments of my previous flocked post(flocked solely because I mentioned it lol) and you can add me :DD?

IT IS BRILL, THAT COMIC <33

And the purple prose just defies all expectation, the "best" part is after that segment, where the person who scanned it in is all 'AND THEN HE RAPES HER!' and you're left headdesking >_>b

[mcollinknight.livejournal.com]

WHY IS IT PHALLIC, IS ANDY TRYING TO GRAPHICALLY HARASS YOU AGAIN?

THAT PICTURE IS GLORIOUS. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED FOR THE SPIDERMAN ONE WHERE STEPHEN WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT.

Also I like your scarf.

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

IT IS A GLORIOUS DEPICTION OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING THRUSTING UP INTO THE NIGHTTIME AMERICAN SKY ♥ AND HAH, ANDY NEEDS TO REALLY BRING HIS A-GAME IF HE THINKS HE CAN PHASE THE UNHOLY AMALGAM OF ERICA HILL/KATHY GRIFFINS WE HAVE APPARENTLY DECIDED THAT I AM XDD

.....!! YOU MAKE A FANTASTIC POINT. I knew I was forgetting something! Must make mental note for next time~~ (ALSO ON THAT LIST: IRON MAN BOBBLE HEAD DOLL yesssssssssss)

Ty ty! Only 150B/3€~ I mainly dig that it's this mix of magenta ♥ on dark blue and it makes for a good color smoosh. SMOOSH~~ I actually bought it as a poor substitute because I wanted my Ma's two-color royal purple-lilac pashmina, but apparently my Stepdad spent a pretty penny buying it for her and likes to see her wear it, so as she said 'you have to wait a few more years until Andy forgets he bought this for me, Sharon!' until it is miiiiiiiiine :Db

[karenknismesis.livejournal.com]

YAY SPAM :D :D :D!

OMG BEST SPIDERMAN EVAR. AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP TEASING ME WITH THE H&M. STOOOOP.

ALSO THAT PROSE, OMG LOL. CHEEESE BOOBS! LAAAWL.

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

THE MORE I TYPE SPAM, THE MORE I REALIZE IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY HAD SPAM-THE-FOOD. I CAN'T REMEMBER IF IT'S GOOD AND/OR WORTH TRYING AGAIN D:

WHAAAT WHY IS THERE NO H&M IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS? HECK, WE'RE EVEN GETTING ONE IN BKK THIS YEAR! IRONIC, ACTUALLY, SINCE YOU CAN GET THE FACTORY GOODS AT ALL THE ~UNOFFICIAL~ MARKETS THAT THEY UH, BROUGHT OVER FROM CAMBODIA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

HER TOES WERE SNAILS, THEY WERE SNAILS WITH SHELLS OF TEARS D: seriously dude it's like someone c&ped their writing exercise drafts and magically got it published d'ohhhh

[hyourinmaru.livejournal.com]

Oh Shaz, your hair has the sheen of the sea beneath an eclipsed moon, the color of a leopard's tongue, of oiled mahogany. It's terra cotta, bay and chestnut, a helmet, a hood, the cowl of the monk, magician or cobra.

*quivers lovingly*~

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

kjdfhkjfsah *SWOONS IN YOUR ARMS* PLZ DUN RAEP ME THOUGH RIN ;((