Four things that I should probably tell my roommate, but don't because there would be no point

[kaiserkuchen]

#1 "Now I am quite positive that you are using my toiletries willy-nilly, as they are always scattered throughout the bathroom instead of where I usually put them (like my razor), or suddenly empty, like the La Roche-Posay face wash I use that you also now have suddenly acquired two different tubes of. How nice to know that we both have oily skin, and that using MY STUFF helps you so much, Miss I Have Chanel and Shishedo Products Lining The Bathroom Shelves! BUT what kind of alarms me is the thought that my towels are the only ones in the bathroom currently, and that you never really seem to have a face towel. I really hope you're the type of person who just takes them into their room!"

#2 "While I should be quite used to the ...wonderful things you share with me in the bathroom, I must say that your uh, blood-smeared or otherwise stained thong lying in a puddle face up on the bathroom floor is always something that I wish I never would have to see. Do you have issues accepting the fact that you get a period? Do you seriously run out of pads/tampons?? And don't you realize that if you can tell that even when I leave the dorm, I do eventually come back and also have to use the bathroom??"

#3 "Admittedly, you seem to not be committing heinous crimes in the kitchen area yet, I mean, it's still dirty as fuck, but I am avoiding that by spending the least amount of time there and eating simple things like SALAD and FRUITS and okay, POP TARTS in my room, but I figure that it's just a matter of time before something is rotting again. BUT. Another thing that normally I wouldn't even think should be worth mentioning, BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T DO THESE THINGS and yet you keep doing this OVER AND OVER is the following: Just sticking your used wads of chewing gum on the kitchen sink OR the cloth towels to wipe the dishes is not the correct way to throw gum away. IT DOES NOT DISAPPEAR. Or maybe the fact that I eventually scrape it away because it grosses me out constitutes 'disappearing' for you, I can never tell."

#4 "STOP FORGETTING TO LOCK THE FUCKING OUTER DOOR WHEN YOU COME BACK DRUNK AND HORNY WITH YOUR FUCKBUDDY/BOYFRIEND. SERIOUSLY. LOCKS ARE YOUR FRIEND. I do not want to have to have to actually LOCK MY inner door as well every night, jesus christ this is the FOURTH TIME you have forgotten to do so, IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK."
I forsee myself snapping again soon, and the return of the passive aggressive sticky notes. O god how I despise her!! Go away go away go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy D:

Comments

[gwy.livejournal.com]

O_O O_O BIST DU SICHER; DASS DU NICH AUSZIEHEN WILLST? OH MAAAN: HILFEEE HORROR. ARMES TUKTUK *HUGS*

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

Ughhhhhh es ist so frustrierend manchmal, weil ich weiß, dass wenn ich was sag, das NIE alle Probleme weggehen würden, weil sie anscheinend so grundlegend UNSAUBER ist. Und das letze was ich will, ist dass die pissig wird und bloss dann am besten auf den Gedanken kommt mit meinen Sachen assig umzugehen bzw. das dann der totale Zickenkrieg/Wohnterror shit ausbricht. ICH MAG MEIN ZIMMER, DIE OLLE SAU SOLL WEGGGGGG *heul*

UND ICH WETTE, DASS WENN ICH RAUSGEH, DER KAUGUMMI IMMER NOCH DA SEIN WIRD. Ich hatte es mit ihren schmutzigen Messer dann vom Küchentuch weggenommen und nun auf unsere Kochplatte getan, DAMIT SIE ES BESSER SEHEN KANN (hoff ich). Vielleicht hat sie schon vergessen, dass sie es war! ES IST ALLES MÖGLICH

[laulan.livejournal.com]

. . . how did you end UP with this person? Your horror stories blow all my mildly-annoying ones WAY out of the water. D: GUM ON THE TOWELS?

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

The joys of uni dorm lottery! And now it's basically so that I've spent so much time here already like hell I am going to move, so it's like a trench war lolol (I love how we both put great effort in NEVER SEEING EACH OTHER when we know we're both present XDD Mmmmh mutual disdain. Makes talking about how I don't like her doing XY all the more harder, but whateverrrr)

IF YOU'RE EVER BORED, feel free to read through my 'roomie u suck' tag lolol wondrous worlds of OMGWTFFFF await you ;D

[cheshire-tabby.livejournal.com]

COME INTO MY ARMS, BB!!
I was doing some extra cleaning up yesterday and now everything is smooth and shiny and antiseptic. any time you need to see a clean bathroom, just come over!
;______________;
also: I was shaking with disgust while reading this. ;0;

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

*CLINGS* Ich glaub ich werd heut auch ned Runde putzen*, wenn scho nichts re:Uni wird, kann ich wenigstens dafür sorgen, dass wenn sie wieder da ist (fürs WE ist sie wegggg woo hoffentlich auch länger??) alles einigermaßen blitzblank ist. Das Kaugummi bleibt aber. Hah!

*obwohl das auch immer schwierig ist, weil wir nicht wirklich was haben und ich dann einfach für alles immer Geschirrspülmittel und Seifer verwende lolol kicking it OLD SKOOL I GUESS

[cheshire-tabby.livejournal.com]

hahaha, I will give you some Lysoform for christmas. :DD

hmmm... I hope that she'll be gone for a long long looooong time. XD