Ninjas STILL can't catch you if you're on fire

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...and this still sucks maaaaaaaaaan I need to magically get better at this typing shindig! MY FINGERS KEEP SLIPPING. But at least I have also sucked Michi into my madness as he is also steadily chugging away at this, though he is safely limping behind at 47 words per minute. THE GAP BETWEEN US MUST STAY THIS WAY. :|b

I was also a lazy person today and chose to skip Karate after all, turned out that Carmen couldn't make it due to a SURPRISE!! assignment(that she found out she had to hand in at 8PM during this afternoon XDD) aaaaaaaaaand well, it was like a sign from the gods. GO HOOOOME and WASTE TIIIIME, they said *nods sagely*.

Tomorrow will be a fresh start in practicing for the PAED exam, for sure!
And as a taste of what is in store for me, I give you all ...marvelous quotes from my exam prep notes posted by our Professor(HOW I HATE HIM AND HIS SHINY AND SMUG SEMI-BALD HEAD). No german skills needed to sense what is Wrong with these, I think:

"Die Wissenschaft der Kommunikation ist nur Kommunikation über Kommunikation. Nur durch das Reden über Kommunikation können wir Kommunikation verstehen..."
OR
"Wir müssen also die wissenschaftliche Kommunikation betrachten als eine, die die Alltagsbetrachtung betrachtet aus ganz bestimmten Betrachtungsperspektiven und Betrachtungswinkeln und Betrachtungsinteressen."

FACT: I am slowly reaching the point where I am starting to believe that after writing this exam I will never want to spell the word KOMMUNIKATION EVER AGAIN.
Reading the notes feels like I should be playing a drinking game-- even a sip for every time the dreaded K-WORD falls would be enough to get you wasted after two pages. UUUUURGH!

Oh and our Prof is also clearly a tech whiz, as today in lecture he expressed sorrow at not being able to provide us with the relevant(!!) PPP, as he had forgotten the 'joystick' he saved it on at home. And later, when he was trying to show us a taped recording of *gasp*, himself giving a lecture that was this embedded vid file in his homepage, he failed in raising the volume and spent about five minute fastforwarding and rewinding the progress bar('As you can see I will now try and make this louder...') before his TA got over his endless shame and came to the rescue. These would all be funny and adorable anecdotes if only our PAED prof weren't such an insufferable BASTARD. Gaaargh.

BUT PAED BITCHERY ASIDE, today was still ~*AWESOMESAUCE*~ for getting to meet gwy and her Ro~! Yay for food and talking and fangirl(and boy)ing ♥! :DDD The list o' stuff for you shall be posted tomorrow I promise~ ;DD NEXT time you're in town we're hitting the KONDITOREIEN hmmm delicious cake! (And I seriously need to show you that traumatic installation im Meinl. BRRRR)

[FLASHBACK TO LAST NIGHT, 1AM]
SHAZ: *pacing her room, listening to music* ...lalala~
---PAUSE---
SHAZ: *for the first time, really reads the timetable for the oral exams*...HOLYSHITFUCK IT STARTS ON TUESDAY
SHAZ: *hasn't really done jack for maths yet, nope. Thought she had monday and tuesday to do it* ...DDDDDDD: oh shiiiiiit
SHAZ: *tries reading some Cromartie High to change mood. Fails.*
SHAZ: *goes to bed*

[PRESENT TIME]
SHAZ: *wakes up, eats, does some net*
SHAZ: *tries to ignore sense of DOOOM circling her like evil albatross*
SHAZ: *FAILS*

... so, uh, might be a bit scarce these few days. SHIIIIT.


ETA: 23:27 ...I GIVE UP. ARGH. HAAATE MATH slajfl;fkl

Apparently all insects of the world have decreed me choice tasty treat, as I have about 12 bites scattered about my person. YAAAY. *scratches some more*

Have been rereading this weeks BOOM and with it the 168th Eyeshield 21 chapter, the one that's all in colour? HOSHIT SO PRETTY~~ I really like how the artist's style has progressed(can never remember his name whut)- his lineart is detailed as heck, the perspective is mindblowing and one of the things that makes ES21 worth reading even if you don't care about American Football... AND THE COLOUR ART IS ♥! It's just so damn vibrant, the colours seem to pop! from sheer in your face factor and it's a beautiful thing to see. Another thing is that I adore the fashion spin he takes on things- Mamori's new haircut! Her entire outfit! Riku in his jeans jacket looked good as well, same for new!chara dude (Marco?)... Musashi's hair, now, is a wholly different matter *cringes even thinking about it*

...am great big fashion 'ho deep down, what can I say~

Dad finally admitted that Dog is getting a wee bit chubby and a new "strenous physical excercise regimen" is being implemented. Heeee~~

Busy busy past few days and da~yam I'm already looking forward to the weekend. AND next week, with school only until wednesday. Scooore.

Productive things done:
_SMV Kantine Umfrage
_called Red Bull, just only need to send an email and BAM! FA infos ^^V
_called my designated hotels for Matura Ball price quotations- Holy fuck the Oriental starts their pro person dinner buffet prices at 2'000 baht(other 5star hotels start with 700-900 baht) with the clause that the minimum revenue of the ball's activities have to be 400'000 baht!!! ...D:!! And the suite prices start at 600++ USD. Verdammt. There goes our fancy fantasies of that place then... ;_;
But! We might get the Banyan Tree, and since they don't have a ballroom, this could mean VERTIGO. That would be so fucking sweet, having your prom on the 64th floor! The views! ♥!
...time and the other quotations from the different hotels shall tell I guess...

Yay:
_Mathearbeit auf Freitag verschoben! Thanks to Sven and his fucked-up pancreas! Bless that lil defunct organ~ (he has to eat two weeks of unseasoned kartoffel and broccoli etc tho. le suck...)
_have figured out how to get to the Boss of the Solid's base in DDS! And it turns out I was walking by the answer quite a few times, d'oh. And it turns out I forgot a key step after the first major level. Yay for backtracking. Reading Walkthroughs makes me realise how damn stressfull RPGs really are. It hurts the braiiiiin, yo.

Random:
_now that the two kiddies in my bus know that I like Naruto (have a pin on my school bag) I get to play the GBA game every day after school! And I get helpful tips on how to do all the secret moves and such... Was interrogated by them(ages 4 and 6) today, starting with why I sleep in the mornings("because I haven't finished my homework in time and have to stay up late" "why don't you it earlier?" "...because I'm lazy, kiddo, don;t be like me when you grow up ne?"), and ending with me trying to lecture them on the finer points of Naruto trivia and answer all their questions. "Who is the coolest teacher?", "Why is there a ninja school?", "What are the squiggly things on their headbands?", "Why did you say that the guy with the mask is a pervert?"("because he reads PORN" "ohhhh. But why?" "...") and etc etc etc.
Fostering the ninja love amongst the young ones is haard~ ^^;