Dear Sabrina,

[kaiserkuchen]

Hi! I'm back! How are you doing, did you have some pleasant holidays? I see from the fact that there are dishes in the sink and somewhat fresh vegetables in the fridge that you are also here or thereabouts, and I must say that the 3 week expired milk, the empty egg cartons, the wilted parsley and the 2 week expired unopened vat of yogurt really made me feel right at home again! I also see that the lovely patch of mold in the back of the fridge is back, wow, it's almost like it's welcoming me, how sweet. The crunch of the thin coating of crumbs that coat the kitchen area and the dust mounds in the rest of the Vorraum-area is also something I sorely missed in Bangkok! How nice of you to cultivate it :)))
So, I really hope you have fun reading the not at all passive-aggressive half-page missive I have taken the liberty of pasting on your door- I mean, I sure felt like an pedantic asshole writing it and composing it as I was clearing out and scrubbing the fridge down, cursing your name and the fact that someone who studies nutrition can be such a disgusting slob, but godfuckingdamnit, this semester I at least want to enjoy living in my dorm again.

SO I FUCKING HOPE YOU GET THE MESSAGE, BITCH.

Hope you have a lovely day! And I sincerely hope I don't have to see or interact in any other form with you beyond pasted bits of paper and the occasional nod, followed by door slam!

Yours in supreme annoyance,
Sharon ♥

Comments

[gwy.livejournal.com]

OH Sabrina stories. Ich sehe, immer noch das gleiche problem (WANN Haben wir uns gesehen? letztes Jahr im Sommer??). Maaaaaan. Wie ätzend. *schüttel* Was hast du ihr geschrieben?

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

Dudeeeeee ich denk immer ich kenn dich erst "seit kurzem", aber neee, is ned so ne? XDD O man ich hab eh immer so ein scheiss Zeitgefühl lol

Und ich hab eh einfach nur so nen Scheiß geschrieben von wegen 'ich hab jetzt mal alles geputzt, ne? :))) Wär cool wenn wir dieses semester die scheisse alles ein bisschen ausgeglichener Nutzen konnen ne? :))) UND FEG NED IMMER DEIN STAUB UND SHIT IM VORRAUM HAST DU KEIN STAUBSAUGER DU DUMME SAU :))))', but maybe with the last part being a little bit more subtle ;Dbb

[luscious-mangos.livejournal.com]

I ALSO WISH SHE'D FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOW!

[kaiserkuchen.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE THERE IS A WALL OF NOT-MESSAGE-GETTING SURROUNDING HER

BUT SHE IS NOT HERE ATM, MOTHERFUCKING SCOOOOOOORE. She'll probably be back tomorrow though, BALLS.