Black 'n blue
Nov. 15th, 2007 12:15 amKarate is proving to be educational in various ways, including a step-by-step guide in How Exactly Shaz Bruises. Which is mainly easily and longlastingly. My bruises are getting new bruises! Yays. Thankfully I learned from last weeks dumbassery and borrowed a wristband from Michi so that my wonky right wrist was at least marginally cushioned during the first hour of what is basically warming up by sparring, but Carmen and I prefer to call 'bitchfightery'. But it is all a matter of picking the right opponents to attempt to slap and punch and poke and kick in the chest and stomach area(...like I said, bitchfighteryyy)-- not the wispy petite girlies, nor the crazy blocking fiends that forgo punching for slamming their forearms of steel onto one's wrists over and over again OWWW and not even the smarmy bastard in the blue shirt (who is ever so irritating. Oh how I dislike his stupid face and his only aiming for the breast area in what is not even a 'oops my bad' manner, but a smarmy ass ':> hur hur' way. GAAH).
Sun, the chubby asian dude is fun to spar against, as we both eventually digress into making video game jokes and Mortal Kombat FINISH HIM!!!1 moves with the fitting sound effects ♥. Berni is also verrah fun, at first we only knew of him as 'der Mediziner' and had put him in firm 'smarmy bastard' category, but upon having sparred and chatted with him a bit he really is amusing. And he keeps getting beat up and picked on by Kurt. Hee :3
Speaking of Kurt and beat-downs, he even challenged two of the boys in a 2-on-1 fight thing and the rest of us got to lean back, relax and enjoy the sight of Serious-faito-faito dude and Tall dude who lives in the other Dorm on our campus attempt to best our Karate instructor. Serious FF dude was clearly the bigger threat, with Tall dude being the one who was leading SNEAK ATTACKS!! when Kurt's guard down and everyone basically got a nice beating before Kurt eventually called for a stop as he was tired and old. LOLLL. And then of course, he told us a story about how he and his brother(but mostly him) once beat up 5 styrian punks who were looking for a fight with them. Yeaaah~~ XDD
Sun, the chubby asian dude is fun to spar against, as we both eventually digress into making video game jokes and Mortal Kombat FINISH HIM!!!1 moves with the fitting sound effects ♥. Berni is also verrah fun, at first we only knew of him as 'der Mediziner' and had put him in firm 'smarmy bastard' category, but upon having sparred and chatted with him a bit he really is amusing. And he keeps getting beat up and picked on by Kurt. Hee :3
Speaking of Kurt and beat-downs, he even challenged two of the boys in a 2-on-1 fight thing and the rest of us got to lean back, relax and enjoy the sight of Serious-faito-faito dude and Tall dude who lives in the other Dorm on our campus attempt to best our Karate instructor. Serious FF dude was clearly the bigger threat, with Tall dude being the one who was leading SNEAK ATTACKS!! when Kurt's guard down and everyone basically got a nice beating before Kurt eventually called for a stop as he was tired and old. LOLLL. And then of course, he told us a story about how he and his brother(but mostly him) once beat up 5 styrian punks who were looking for a fight with them. Yeaaah~~ XDD