Ninjas STILL can't catch you if you're on fire

Dearest Sabrina has somehow managed to eff up her key situation again! This time managing to forget her keys in her friend's car in Niederösterreich! Man, is she ever so lucky that I am a total internet addict and thus always to be found awake and at home, even at a quarter to 1AM. But seriously, this is now the THIRD TIME THIS YEAR ALONE that she has lost and in this case, 'misplaced' her keys. Is a part of her somehow morally opposed to the things? Does she not like the safety of a security lock clicking shut?? How can one person keep losing their keys so often? I grope for my keys in my bags basically every other hour to make sure that they're there, and I have em attached to these giant keychains and all. I forced myself to actually talk about what to do about this with her though, as I am leaving on Monday for winter hols at my grandparents, and like fuck am I not gonna be doing so without locking the shit out of our front door thing as well. So I shall probably be making a pit-stop to the Keysmith's at the MC tomorrow! I hope they can get a duplicate done in a day, ahh. But I also hope they charge a buttfuck of cash for it, Sabrina gave me 50€ for it after all (I drew the line at actually offering to pay for it in advance myself lol eff no).

BUT THAT ASIDE: I HAVE NO MORE EXAMS THIS SEMESTER! NO MORE IMMEDIATE DEADLINES! JUST THE LOOMING ONES OF JANUARY THAT I WILL HAVE TO ADDRESS NEXT WEEK ALREADY BECAUSE I WILL BE SCREWED OTHERWISE! WOOO! The Soziologie exam went okay, as always it could've been better, but I am still hoping and praying for just a pass. LET ME PASS THIS LAST ELECTIVE COURSE PLEASE OH PLEASE. The Bakk1 assignment that I was supposed to hand in this Tuesday, didn't and just effed something down in MS Word in a blind panic and gave the print-out to the teacher this session was also okay, she apparently is really super chill. I mean okay, she said to give a 'status report' of what we have done so far, and mine is basically: "UHHH I copied about 400 pages that I have stuck in binders and not read yet? HERE HAVE A VAGUE INDEX. AND A PARAGRAPH OF INTRODUCTION. WITH PARENTHESIZES. AND SOME 85 WORDS ON WHY I WANT TO DO IT :DD PLEASE DON'T FAIL ME (YET) I DIDN'T KNOW EVERYBODY ELSE WOULD ALREADY HAVE SO MUCH DONE AHHHHH."
To end this academic BAWW-ing on a more positive note though: I got the HIST and PR exam grades back! PR was an admittedly embarrassing 4 (I TOOK THE EXAM TWICE AND STILL BARELY PASSED *headdesk*), but I was pleasantly suprised by the 2!! I got in HIST. A TWO!! Motherfuck! :DD

Tomorrow I attempt to get my remaining Christmas shopping done! And start getting used to not seeing Carmen again until January :( ...lol the worst part for both of us is always the first few days not at the dorms where you realize you suddenly CAN'T always call the other person 24-7 for no real reason other than to just share deep, deep thoughts like 'DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN WEBSITE XY' and 'I'M BORED WHAT ARE YOU DOING'. Though I did possibly save her from missing her flight tomorrow morning, because I tried calling her after my BAKK1 to complain about how cold it was at the bus station and that the bus just left (=like I said, we have deep conversations) and it didn't work because she still had her phone on silent mode from the exam, and would've forgotten to switch it back to normal otherwise XDD. GOOD DEED OF THE DAY, KER-DONE!

Sabrina is learning! I was treated to this ~*lovely*~ note in front of my door this morning:
Hi,
Vielleicht schaffst du es auch Verantwortung zu übernehmen und mal 'vor der eigenen Tür zu kehren' (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) und den Boden zu wischen im Vorraum und im Bad.
Danke, Sabrina.
(Basically in English: Hi, maybe you'll also manage to assume responsibility and 'clean up your own messes', specifically wiping down the common area and the bathroom floors. Thanks, Sabrina).
OH SNAAAAAAP. Ahahaha, oh my fucking god. I mean, I must give it to her, that note is good. The way she throws the word responsibility I used in my other note right back in my face? The thinly-veiled disdain in those oh so polite sentences? Nice move, nice move. I honestly felt bad for a few minutes, before I realized that, wait, she is basically trying to give me shit for letting the dust settle. And the fact that the stuff to 'sweep' up is apparently my job, even if it SOMEHOW always magically is way more than could just feasibly be from the common areas and SOMEONE seems to be allergic to the thought of actually using a vacuum cleaner for her own cleaning. I vacuum my room and the common areas weekly or at least every two weeks. She can not make me believe that that much accumulates in the time between. But! Okay, I can get with the program. I wiped down the fucking bathroom, I wiped down the common area floor, I cleaned the bathroom mirror, I unclogged the shower drain (always a joy) AND I even fucking bought new bathroom and kitchen mats. Sabrina wants to have a motherfuckin' CLEAN-OFF? BRING IT ON, BITCH. I'll show you fucking clean living. I am indifferent to living in a certain measure of dusty surroundings, guilty as charged, but man, at least I never actually make the kitchen regularly look like ( THIS ). TCH!


ALSO: Today is my FOUR YEAR LJ Anniversary! Man, how time flies and how LJ has managed to be the gaping black hole of AWESOME TIME-CONSUMING YAY in my life that it is. I wouldn't have it any other way~ It's been more soothing than expected to have a place to just type my random thoughts and just follow various fandoms with, I've gotten to know so many cool ladies through this (some with RL meetings woo) and it is probably LJ that I have to thank for Kat and I being in such constant contact with each other after all these years apaaaaaaart (LOVE U BEBE XOXO). Here's to many more years!

ALSO ALSO: I forgot to post about this yesterday, but Happy Belated Birthday to His Majesty The King ♥!!! I wish he wasn't ill and had to cancel his annual speech, but I hope and pray that he'll soon be healthier again. I did manage to SMS Dad and wish him Happy Father's Day though, and even got a very nice abrupt 'thanks.' in return. Oh, Dad.

It is so weird to actually be typing this, but I think I am actually pretty happy right now with my life at the moment. It really is the small things sometimes, I mean, I was totally fucking stoked that I actually got to wore my new beetle-wing earrings and have it color-coordinate with my (re-discovered) green pashmina and green bon bon-esuqe Zara bag, something that shouldn't be making me this happy normally?? But lol okay. The weekend was spent sorting out and cleaning my room and our 'antechamber', and when Sabrina came back I actually talked to her about things and maybe setting up a putzplan. And it seems that I succeeded in inadvertently guilting her into cleaning a bit of the bathroom!!! MINOR VICTORY YESSS. I mean, today I can already see signs of backsliding into slob country, and the fridge is currently 70% full of her crap because she managed to somehow acquire 5 kgs of hardboiled eggs(???), but it's okay, I am still in an ace mood! Really needed to sort out my room a bit too, because Carmen and I are planning to hit up IKEA this friday, and I must say that being pleased with one's living arrangements does wonders to lift a mood. Uni is also not yet down the shitter (watch this space for CHANGES!) and I am looking forward to going to PRAGUE!! the end of this month already, too ♥. AND I STILL HAVE MONEY.

WHAT MORE DOES ONE NEED FOR NOW. A hot naked dude at my beck and call for one ;((

Not much ♥!

Also, Dexter S3 ep3 was completely watchable on youtube and akjsfa Michael C. Hall gets foxier every time I see him on my computer screen. Wish there were more eps so I could mainline 'em. And speaking of series I can't get enough of, I am so very psyched for the next SPN ep. LEDERHOSEN!!1

I don't think I have actually wrote about how much joy the current 4th season of Supernatural is bringing me at the moment, but OH MAN IT IS SO GREAT AND kjshdfkjasfh.
( SPOILERY SQUEE +RECS WITHIN )

ALSO THIS JUST IN: ROOMIE NEWS: Sabrina is back and is already spreading her messy presence all over the kitchen area. She seems to have acquired a pan that has no handle over the hols, here's hoping this means she won't use mine as much anymore. But what was supremo annoying was that the dusty and old-ass and dirty broomstick from hell is still there, this time with added dust and gunk. DIDN'T YOU READ MY LETTER ASKING YOU NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE YOU HOOR. So I figured I'd bite the bullet of direct confrontation and speak to her about it. Of course in retrospect, there is so much more I could have said, but even with the extent of our conversation going "Dude why can't you stop doing this" "My vacuum cleaner is broke" "But it's kind of dirty and disgusting" "I don't want to mop things up though" "Well can you at least buy a new broomstick" ".............I guess." "Great!" ".............." it already felt like pulling teeth --->now just add some more awkward pauses and unimpressed stares from Sabrina in there and we're done! Haaaaaaate. If nothing changes I will bother her so much next week, I am beyond caring now.

1) WHY AM I AWAKE NOW, AT 2 SOMETHING AM, WHEN I HAVE AN IMPORTANT EXAM LATER THIS DAY, FOR WHICH I AM NOT SUFFICIENTLY PREPARED?

A: SO IT TURNS OUT THAT SABRINA(who came back yesterday) LEFT EARLIER AT 1AM AND CAME BACK WITH WHAT I COULD MAKE OUT TO BE THE RUMBLING BASS TONES OF MR. MYSTERIOUS DUDE, WHO ALREADY SPENT THE NIGHT YESTERDAY. EVEN WITH uh, my iPOD BLASTING CREEPILY ACCURATE SCRUBS OSTS ONE CAN HEAR THINGS. THAT I DON'T NEED TO HEAR. UMM. OTL

I am aware that we are all basically grown-ups and are free to do whatever and have guests over and yay that someone's getting laid after all and all that and I am feeling vaguely 5 years old for this to ...unnerve me so BUT THE WALLS ARE THIN OKAY? SOMETHINGS I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR DD:


PS she replaced my milk today! That I actually didn't notice being gone yet, but still! POSITIVE HAPPENINGS on the culinary items front at least, woo.